| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4583 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
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ms.minecraftist.cool:2734
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3616 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1448 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 451 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 107 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Magic Items Found: | 1096 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8136 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 130 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 107266 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5189 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 214 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4215 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4314 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 121 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 611 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8221 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6668 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5899 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5361 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2081 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9305 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4128 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 2101 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5748 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9885 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4410 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 4966 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
