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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Dimension Hops: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

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