Minecraft30+Advice4Teens

Minecraft30+Advice4Teens

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with squeaky-voiced kids? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for cool cats over thirty! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a teenager who wandered onto our server thinking they could outbuild us oldies. Little did they know, we had been playing Minecraft since before they were born! We showed them who the real block-building bosses were and they never dared to challenge us again.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have epic build battles where we compete to see who can create the most ridiculous and extravagant structures. From pixel art of Nicolas Cage to giant toilets made entirely out of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re over thirty and looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your love for all things blocky and pixelated.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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