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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9069 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Towns Built: | 10 |
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!