New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 90/900 Votes: 9069
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
Void Gems Collected: 21 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Towns Built: 10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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