Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the predators are in positions of power and use it to their advantage for predding! Imagine a fat detective investigating disappearances, only to realize they are the ones responsible for it all along! It’s a wild ride of deception, betrayal, and vore-filled adventures. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to lose yourself in the madness.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Alien Abductions: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide in a deliciously unmodded world!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide in a deliciously unmodded world!
    Simply <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/disney-club-penguin/">Vanilla Server</a>

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP simplyvanilla.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
    Website https://simplyvanilla.net
    Map size 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? The server has been online since 2019.
    What is the map size of the server? The map size is 10 TB+.
    Is the Nether-roof accessible on the server? Yes, the Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server

    Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because on our server, drama is our specialty! This guy sends dramafaggotry after every corpo but phase, keeping things spicy and entertaining for all players. Who is his audience, you ask? Only the most daring and adventurous players who aren’t afraid to stir the pot and shake things up! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, drama llamas welcome only!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Villages Defended: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /

    / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no schizo lolis in sight? Well, look no further than our server! Fallenshadow is the queen bee of this SMP, with multiple husbands to keep her company. Join us for a wild ride filled with ASMR streams, ribbon cages, and Twitch clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for updates from Nise Menhera and Manager Otis, our resident Twitter stars. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of our backup Menhera Twitter accounts (RIP). So come on in, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters – it’s all part of the fun! Join now before you miss out on the madness.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

    Wifeless Family Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Villages Defended: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • FamJamCraft: No Compromise!

    FamJamCraft: No Compromise!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, traffic jams, and broken promises!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player’s fiance and her Asian tourist parents. They’re fighting over who gets to drive to all the touristy spots and take a million pictures. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will the parents ever get to see all the sights they want? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might witness a showdown between a nervous/anxious driver and a stubborn player who refuses to give up their room for guests. Will they ever make peace and let the family stay over? Or will they end up sleeping on an air mattress for eternity?

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, traffic jams, and family drama that will keep you coming back for more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Enchantments Applied: 286 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?

    IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a scoop of rainbow sherbet topped with unicorn sprinkles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground ice cream parlors. Who needs vanilla when you can have pistachio creeper surprise or minty zombie delight? So come on down and join us for a flavor-packed adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockPartyTimeTravel

    BlockPartyTimeTravel
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about time travel advice again because we’ve got it all covered! Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a time machine of fun and craziness.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that takes you back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. But don’t worry, we’ve got special armor that turns you into a T-Rex so you can blend in and avoid getting eaten.

    Or how about this: you’re building a castle and accidentally create a time warp that transports you to a medieval kingdom where you have to battle dragons and rescue princesses. But don’t fret, we’ve got enchanted swords and magical potions to help you on your quest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest time-traveling adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem

    WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem
    So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s, like, the wildest place to be, man!

    First of all, let me tell you a little story. So, like, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Yeah, I know, totally insane, right?

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, let me tell you about the epic PvP battles that go down on this server. Players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and battle it out in the skies while dodging fireballs from a dragon with a top hat. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, man!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunts that happen every week? Players have to decipher cryptic clues and navigate through deadly traps to find the hidden loot. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for a whole week!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Plastic-Free Minecraft Server

    Plastic-Free Minecraft Server
    lol u ever wonder what would happen if microplastics took over the world? well, on this server, we have created a world where microplastics have become the dominant species! join us as we battle against plastic pollution in the most epic way possible – by building and crafting our way to victory! come join the fight and save the planet, one block at a time!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • x6MC Network

    x6MC Network

    | x6MC Network is a destination for fun and simple Minecraft experiences. From seasoned veterans to noobs (of different degrees), our network offers something for everyone with a range of game modes to enjoy! |

    | Gamemodes: – KitPVP: Show off your combat skills in our fast-paced KitPVP arena. Choose from various kits, each with its unique abilities, and battle it out against other players to dominate the leaderboards. – Survival: Experience Minecraft in its purest form with our Survival mode. – UHC (Ultra Hardcore): Ready for a challenge? UHC offers a hardcore survival experience where health does not regenerate naturally. – Events: We host events to keep the community engaged and entertained. From themed challenges to special competitions!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Runes Activated: 6 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Date Saturday, September 21, 2024
    Time 4PM CST / 5 PM EST
    Event Survival Games
    Prizes Cash prizes
    Live-streamed Yes, featuring YouTubers and streamers

    FAQ

    Q: What is the Survival Games event?

    A: It is a PvP event where players start in a 750×750 world with nothing and must gather loot from chests to survive and fight against other players.

    Q: Are there cash prizes for the winners?

    A: Yes, the last duo standing will win cash prizes.

    Q: Can I join the event without a team?

    A: You can enter as a solo player, but it is recommended to form a team for better chances of winning.

    Q: Where can I join the Discord server?

    A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    Q: Are there other events offered besides Survival Games?

    A: Yes, we have other events such as UHC Bingo, Minecraft Trivia, Build Battle competitions, and The Minecraft CUBE.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Runes Activated: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Excuse-Free Minecraft Server

    Excuse-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Metal Gear Online on steroids! Imagine sneaking around in the world of Minecraft, trying to avoid creepers and zombies while completing top-secret missions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of espionage and sabotage like never before. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, including a grappling hook that lets you swing through the trees like Tarzan and a jetpack that lets you soar through the sky like Iron Man.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground base where players can team up to take down evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the Thunderdome arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of Metal Gear Online in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Crops Grown: 3020
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP

    Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP
    Absolutely not! But let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own mafia and demand protection money in the form of seeds, and where the sheep have started a rebellion against the players because they’re tired of being sheared for their wool.

    But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.

    If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 323 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6038 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SarcastiCraft

    SarcastiCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!

    So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RedditPaperCraft SMP

    RedditPaperCraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than our builds are our players! Join us if you want to experience a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk while laying eggs.

    Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of sneaky villagers who claimed they needed it for a secret dance party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be built on a giant stack of paper, because why not? Who needs solid ground when you can have a server that defies all logic and reason?

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything is possible.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3645 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Star Shards Collected: 233 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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