Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ores Mined:	3084	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Linces network

Faction Survival, Kits, Network, OneBlock, Plots, Protecciones, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Warps

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Potions Brewed:	89	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

【Linces Network】IP: mc.lincesnetwork.cfHosted in Argentina

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mc.lincesnetwork.cf

✅✅ DayZ BattleGround – Zombie Apocalypse! Minecraft server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	53	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

The owner of the “DayZ BattleGround – Zombie Apocalypse” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ComplexPvP

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Armor Forged:	12

Experience a time-traveling adventure through the ages in this epic Box PvP Server! PvP, Ranks, Mining, and much much more! You don’t have to worry about any toxic players because we have a brilliant community with brilliant staff always helping out. There will be many many updates to come such as quests!

51.81.171.181:25593

MafiaDroghe Faction

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	41
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Join my Faction server! It is the recreation of the mc.whengamersfail.it server, which has been closed for some time now. In case you don’t know the old server click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ompFbksW9dw

Rate this server so as to get as many people as possible into the server!

FactionMafiaDroghe.mcalias.com

Westwood community

Bounties, Crates, Drop Party, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mobarena

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to WestWood!

IP: play.westwood.cc

Do you miss the old time minecraft faction server where you just raided other bases and had clan fights? Dont worry you found us!

We are old style Faction server where you raid others with tnt cannons and claim powers. Build strong factions and pvp other factions. For little fun we have mobarena and kitpvp too! Crate keys you get from Voting the server and buying from shop. And our unique thing is that when you go fishing, you can catch random items from the sea!

Hope you enjoy. 🙂

Discord: https://discord.gg/4MvmvasyUB

play.westwood.cc

ReallyProject – Best griefer server Minecraft server

Donations, Economy, Free Donations, Grief, No Dupe, Pirate, PvP, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

The owner of the server “ReallyProject – The Best Grief Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.reallyproject.fun

Advanced Survival SMP

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

A TRUE Survival Experience! Advanced Survival is a (mostly) Vanilla SMP, with NO WHITELIST, that offers a 100% Survival experience. There are no rules, grief, PVP, steal, lavacast, and play at your own pace, your own way! Join us today and start your own empire, or survive alone in the wilderness against all other players, the choice is yours!

advancedsurvival.apexmc.co:25666

Tespaxo

Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	7472
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you looking for a friendly community? A nice server to have fun in, With also a minecraft survival multiplayer server? Oh boy, You have come exactly to the right place. Tespaxo is a fun discord server with an SMP, In the SMP we have no griefers and kind people who give you free stuff, The discord server is detailed with over 350 members who are active, We have seriously the best and kindest staff, and the best owner you’ll ever meet in your life, If you are saying no, You are missing a big opportunity, But its okay! Its compeletly your choice. Soo, If you wanna join, See the links!

Tespaxo.aternos.me:21941

Not an smp

smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4500
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

This is a 1.18.2 survival smp server, this server includes custom items and crates, and none pay to win

notansmp.apexmc.co

Cristalix – Demaster streams Minecraft server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the unique game server Cristalix – your path to an exciting world of diversity and fun! Our server provides a unique combination of mini-games, anarchy and exciting adventures for all Minecraft lovers. Are you ready to become part of this exciting online community?

A real holiday for gamers awaits you on the Cristalix server! We offer a wide range of mini-games to satisfy even the most discerning players. From exciting PvP battles to challenging puzzles, there is something for everyone. Choose your path and immerse yourself in the magical world of diversity.

Our server also prides itself on anarchy – there are no limits, only your imagination sets the rules! Create unique buildings, take part in crazy adventures and interact with other players in this virtual world without borders. Here you are free to embody your wildest ideas.

One of our special heroes is popular YouTuber Demaster! Join the Cristalix server to play with him, participate in his exciting streams, and even possibly become part of his team in exciting games. This is a unique opportunity to meet great gaming personalities right here on our server!

Server IP: start.playmc.su – remember this address and join us right now! Cristalix is not just a server, it is a place where the entire Minecraft world comes to life in all its glory. Here you’ll find adventure, friends and fun – everything you need for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Don’t miss your chance to be part of our amazing community!

crist.playmc.su

Skywarriors

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Skywarriors is new high quality skywars server, server is beta now so come to play and give reviews!

135.181.221.45:25605

sino smp

Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Sino smp is an smp with custom many custom items, 5+ bosses, 20+ armor sets, coin system, class system, shops and much more! no mods or extra downloads needed, all you need is minecraft 1.16.5! if you decide to join the server, I highly recommend joining the discord for, tips, update leaks and giveaways!

sinosmp.apexmc.co

Cubenet network

Creative, smp, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to the server description page. Here you can find out more about CubeNet and what you can do here:

You have gamemodes such as Creative, SMP and Factions that you can play.

On Survival – you can build your base and spend time with friends.On Factions – you follow the normal Factions rules and you can Mine Blocks for Economy. On Creative – you are in a normal Minecraft world but you are in creative mode.

Looking for volunteers to help with the server moderation – YOU WILL NOT BE PAID.

IP: cubenet.mysrv.us

cubenet.mysrv.us

ReallyWorld – Doomer went hunting Minecraft server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

I present to your attention a unique Minecraft server – ReallyWorld! This is a world where your possibilities are unlimited and your adventures are endless. Join us at start.playmc.su and immerse yourself in an exciting experience that will not leave you indifferent.

? **Anarchy and Freedom**

ReallyWorld is a place where there are no rules and no restrictions. Your creativity and ability to survive will be your main allies. Create, build, explore – in this world, your story is written by yourself.

? **Mini-games for everyone**

Take a break from adventure and plunge into exciting mini-games. Challenge your friends to epic battles or compete with new acquaintances to determine who is the real champion.

? **Vulture and Intrigue**

Raise your sword and join the battle for territories. Griefing is not just a part of the game, it is an art. Fight for your place in this dynamic world where only the strongest survive.

? **Murder Contracts**

Become a hitman and complete exciting contracts. Your skill and stealth will be your main weapons in this dangerous game. Can you pass the test and earn a reputation in ReallyWorld?

? **Lots of Interesting Features**

From dynamic events to unique resources, ReallyWorld offers endless opportunities for development and adventure. And every action you take will leave a mark on the history of this wonderful world.

Join ReallyWorld at start.playmc.su and become part of an exciting world where every moment is a new adventure. Incredible opportunities and exciting events await you. Get ready for incredible challenges!

reallyworld.playmc.su

Furry Murray Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Family friendly Minecraft Survival server with an RPG twist! Mana, Skills, Jobs, Quests, Dungeons and much more!!!!

167.114.119.131:25594