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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6744 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7801 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether three DUIs should result in a prison sentence or just a really long timeout in the corner.
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and more chaos than a chicken jamboree. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!