Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Potions Brewed:	166	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Papa SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

100 years ago the great calamity swept the land with destruction and sorrow. Many met their fate, the remaining diminished over time leaving many incredible treasures behind. Now this once forgotten land has been rediscovered and is being repopulated. Whatever you find you may have. There are many riches strewn out throughout the land just waiting to be found.

The few that survived the great calamity mysteriously continue to survive 100 years later, and are called The Ancients. The mystery as to why these survivors are blessed with long life remains.

The Badlands is a land where the most incredible treasures can be found. Beware, magical spells such as keep inventory, land claim, teloporting and flying are rendered ineffective. Here only the most determined of explorers can survive. You may enter the Badlands through a specific set of portals. NEVER bring anything to the Badlands you are not willing to lose.

The Arena is where disputes amongst explorers are settled and great treasures are won. It is a common occurance for explorers to bicker and fight. The Arena is a place for explorers to solve disagreements, win great riches, and ingrain their names into legend.

The Weener Bandits are a rebel plague within the land who continue to terrorize the citizens. Please keep an eye out for male organ shaped statues and propaganda that may appear, built out of gold.

The story continues to expand and develop from community input! Get involved and help decide what happens next.

Java IP: stanimus.apexmc.co Bedrock IP: 51.81.59.198 port 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Tab N Friend’s Minimal Survival MP

Communitysurvival, Griefprotection, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaish

complicated plugins

MCMMO Integration: Elevate your adventure with the subtle infusion of MCMMO. Level up your skills, master your trades, and become a true Minecraft artisan.

No Griefing Allowed: We believe in a world where creations flourish, notcrumble. Our strict no-griefing policy ensures that your masterpieces stand the test of time.

Fun for Everyone: Whether you’re a seasoned crafter or a novice adventurer, our server is designed for all. Friendly faces, collaborative builds, and shared experiences await!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	229
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cybermine

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Cybermine.se runs a game server of the newly launched game Minecraft! The server started early in March 2011 and the cities have continued to grow ever since! On the server, there are three parts to visit and it is first and foremost the Survival part, where everything really happens. Then we have a MiniGames part and a PVP part, which you can read more about on the website.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Back2Basics SMP

Survival

We are a brand new survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on.Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure!Other awesome features include :Keep inventory24/7 server uptimeActive owners/adminsIf you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask!Thank you for your time!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magic Items Found:	8664	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OGCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Immerse yourself in the breathtaking world of OGcraft.de – the ultimate survival paradise! Our SMP server offers you a nostalgic old-school experience that will take you back to the good old days. With an IP address that you won’t forget: ogcraft.de.

Build your fortress in an unforgiving wilderness where only the strongest survive. Our freebuild system allows you to unleash your creativity and create epic structures while facing the dangers of survival in an unforgiving environment.

Take part in exciting PvP battles and show that you are the true survivor. Fight for resources, forge alliances and become a legend on OGcraft.de. Every decision counts here, and only the best will be up to the challenges.

Lose yourself in the fascination of OGcraft.de – where survival is not just a game, but an adventure that you have never experienced before. Join us and discover what it’s like to play on a server that elevates survival to an art form. IP address: ogcraft.de. Welcome to the best survival freebuild server – like before, only more exciting!

But that is not all! Dive deeper into the unknown realms of OGcraft.de and experience a community like no other. Our server not only offers unique survival aspects, but also community events where you can immerse yourself in epic adventures with other players.

Unleash your creativity in our Freebuild mode and create impressive structures that will change the world of OGcraft.de forever. Explore the endless expanses of our survival landscape and discover hidden treasures that are just waiting for you to find them.

But be careful, because the wilderness of OGcraft.de is not only beautiful, but also dangerous. PvP battles will test your skills as you fight for resources and try to ensure your survival. Join our unique server today and become part of a community that elevates survival to an art form. IP address: ogcraft.de. OGcraft.de – Your ultimate survival adventure is waiting for you to explore! Welcome to the best survival freebuild server – where every decision shapes your destiny!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3026

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraftsmp.org

If you’re looking for a server where you can play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played (with some awesome extra features) this is the server for you. We are a legit SMP server – there are no spawned items, no WorldEdit, and a wide variety of places to call home. There is no whitelist, you can join with a cracked client, and anyone can build anywhere that isn’t protected! There is a large amount of cities and towns, as well as the option of living in the wild; but watch out – PVP and griefing is allowed outside of cities! However, you can protect your wilderness home with a useful plugin called PStones.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Void Gems Collected:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RandomVanillaServer

Small, smp, Survival, Vanilla

As the name suggests, this is is a small vanilla server, which currently has very few plugins (custom discord chatbridge etc, made most of them myself, notthing touches gameplay though)

Unlike other servers, there are no annoying plugins to tell you to vote for it on various websites daily in order to get unfair rewards!

Chat reporting is impossible, due to your message getting refused by the server, then it takes the text + your username and sends it to everyone…If you want to be on the safe side though, you can join without the public key of your profile using a mod and send unsigned messages 🙂

Discord invite

Feel free to do whatever you want, however, there are a few rules:

be respectful to othersdon’t mess with the server operationdon’t use “hacks” (if you are unsure about a client modification, please ask)common sense/use your brainthe rules can get changed at any time

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crops Grown:	8979
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Total War: Age of Blood

Cannons, Earth, Movecraft, PvP, Pvpserver, Survival, Towns, Towny, War

Total War: Age of Blood

discord.gg/WtTUVEXnkBDynmap: http://135.148.103.216:3516/Wiki: ethansito.github.io/quartz/YOUTUBE CHANNEL: www.youtube.com/channel/UCgKdXTsb9GsChzoye8ru2zQ

TWClaimTotal War Claim is an simpler, more flexible claiming system that puts the power of customization in the hands of the players. It allows for dual citizenship, private property, and inter-town organizations while having less commands than Towny or Factions. Players are free to experiment with how they want to run a society.

Start a ReligionTotal War Faith allows players to create religions. The founder becomes a god and draws power from the prayers of followers, allowing him to bless followers, curse enemies, and power himself up. Religions are separate from the claiming system, meaning religions can flow and ebb between towns, and it is up to the players to decide which god(s) are welcome in their town.

Battle your EnemiesSo you’ve decided to fight a holy war against the heathens in the next town. They have tall obsidian walls and an anti-elytra/anti-teleportation zone, but they didn’t put a roof on their base. You know just what to do. Your god clambers onto your fighter jet, and you take off, far above the enemy fortress. Unbeknownst to the enemy, your prayers allowed him to unlock a special power, one that converts fall damage into explosions. Once you reach build limit, your god leaps off and falls to the earth. You are too high to hear or see the destruction, but the stream of death messages tells the story before you arrive.

Conquer the WorldTotal War is still in development. We are currently working on a win condition, giving meaning to the struggling and letting us know when it is the right time to begin the story again.

Nothing cures boredom like creating a great civilization that will shine like no other, and that is exactly what you’re here to do. This is the kind of server you invite your friends (and your enemies) to.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchantments Applied:	282
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Current MC Survival { 1.20.4 }

Survival

SurvivalLand ClaimingMcMMOGrief RollbacksEconomyPlayer

Join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2178
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Love Letters Sent:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PheonixCraft Reborn

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

PHEONIXCRAFT REBORN!!! CRACKED W/ UTHME!

Hello everyone! Today we would like to invite you to come join our small community! We are a semi-vanilla server based around survival gameplay. To spice things up we’ve added guns, and airships, but suggestions and help are always welcome!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BossSMP

LifeSteal, Survival, Survival Games

BosS Smp Is a public bangladeshi minecraft Lifesteal smp Here People can enjoy and Experience The Lifesteal Smp

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Emeralds Found:	7669
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WingsMC BoxPvP

Earth, PvP

Welcome to WingsMC Earth, we have a great server lot of features so what are you waiting for? join today and become one of our community – WingsMC.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WestMC Survival

Auctions, Community, Friendly, Heads, Jobs, Land, Landclaim, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvP, Quests, Staff, Survival, world

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! 🚀 Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!

🌐 Java IP: play.WestMC.net💬 Discord: discord.westmc.net/

Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!

WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin! 🔥✨

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5591	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SQUARE MC

Great Minecraft Server With Goods Mods and Good Players

Mods

PvP MCMMO Shops Jobs

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

V For Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with the best vanilla gameplay experience possible. We have minimal admin interference, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.