Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OverCraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MCN: Creative

Minecraft Nations: Creative is a creative plot server. Everyone gets free protection and creative. We aim to create a great community filled with like-minded players, luckily we already have a good head start with our current community members at minecraftnations.com which has been a Minecraft community since 2010 we are famously known for our first server Minecraft Nations which will be relaunching sometime in the future.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Lost Islands

Lost Islands is a minecraft server unlike any other. We take great measures to ensure players of all types get the best possible online experience.

We have a dedicated team of staff members that have been a part of our community for almost a year now. They are all capable and mature and will be happy to help you in anyway you should need.

We are a NON-PROFIT server. This means we put ever penny that’s donated into improving the server and enhancing gameplay as much as possible.

As a community-based server, we prioritise player satisfaction over EVERYTHING else. To do this, however, players must abide by certain rules to ensure that the server is a fun and friendly place for all types of players of all different ages.

If you have any queries, please visit our site: www.lost-islands.info or email us at: [email protected]

Thank you.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

🚀 Stardew Network | Explore the galaxy! [1.20.4] 🚀

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🚀 Space Exploration [Sooooon]

Stardew Nework provides a welcoming and enjoyable experience for players looking to engage in survival gameplay.

Our goal is to eventually expand and offer a variety of game modes, including Factions, Skyblock, and more. While we have some additional features to enhance your time on the server, we strive to keep things balanced and not too overwhelming.

Join now and become a part of our community!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Search& Destroy

EyeOfEnder [3200 slots over 32 servers] [PVP] [Fully automatic]

EyeOfEnder is a server host that has had over 250,000 people join! We have 32 server all with 100 slots so you’ll always find an open lobby! We have a random map selector with loot all around the maps! Many different gamemodes with more coming out soon!

Head over to www.eyeofender.com!

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6028	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Synergeo

Synergeo is a newly found Australian PvP/Raiding server. We have a friendly community that can also be quite competitive at times. Our server is located in Sydney.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Divine Spears Created:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SneakAttackCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Great growing vanilla survival server. FREE, privately owned and funded. Awesome and simple. Classic game with simple grief protection (claim area with gold shovel). Stable, fast and not going anywhere!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FreeCraft

FreeBuild Survival/PvP/Creative Server 🙂 Something for everyone.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Vanilla Dimensions

if you enjoy fun, building and slaying enemy’s this is the server for you

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CrusaderCraft

Hello lad! And welcome aboard the Crusader craft Ship one of our finest luxury ships in the Minecraftia Sea! Please take a seat and enjoy your Voyage to the Main Land! Hi everyone and welcome to the CrusaderCraft server (nice intro right! XD) this here is a great server filled with Amazing staff and our most beloved owner kingviper! As you enter the main land of Galilee there are many I mean many things to do! Like Grab a couple of people and play some rounds of Free for all PVP, MobArena’s , PVP team arena and much more! Right across the street there is a Quest Building where you can find a quest to fight an ender dragon, travel all across the land to many different kingdoms, or conquer an Enemy base and find the most Diamonds and Gold you have ever seen! Not only is this a RPG server but don’t forget about the survival aspect of it, Grab a couple of friends or just by yourself and make your OWN town and survive! We ask you to only Greif in the wild (outside of kingdoms and towns) other than that enjoy and we Hope to see you on here soon!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Finally Minecraft

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Buildings Constructed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	473

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TeamCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE

TeamCraft is a highly balanced Factions / PvE / Survival Minecraft Server.

We are a group of experienced Minecraft players tired of cheating, flying, instant teleporting repeatedly and even some players having full immunity. It breaks the fun and Minecraft’s dynamic completely. Every player should have a chance to counterattack whoever is his enemy or how much he donated to server with a real chance of success.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SlayerCraft

IPs: slayercraft.csrv.pl or s46.csrv.pl:39774

Welcome to SlayerCraft – Polish but globalised server. Don’t worry, we use mostly English so it won’t be a problem for You to understand anything.

Here you can: – explore HUGE map (+/-30 maps merged in one), from skyscraper cities to underwater dungeons – enjoy our projects, and help us if you want to (eg. Stronghold – one of the biggest spaceships ever made, with everything inside) – decide who you want to be – you can work in mine or be a Lord of one of our districts (you have to do something to be someone like this example though) – be an OP (after a specified time, no-banning, no breaking rules and paying regulary for the server) – be an GM (for this you don’t have to pay, but you have to be noticed by our community, you have to be someone known and known for good things :)) – and of course, you can enjoy many events on our server (we have many parties, sometimes we destroy something for fun, or just… destroy something for fun :D)

WE HAVE OUR OWN WIKI (being prepared for english version)

Like us on Facebook – facebook.com/slayercraft

Be addicted, be cool and cause no trouble and you’ll be rewarded

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crops Grown:	2192	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Iceycraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival

Server IP:mc.iceycraft.org JOIN NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! Website: www.iceycraft.org

Iceycraft Network: Anarchy Server – No rules! Hack Clients Allowed! Factions Server – Create Factions, Grief, Raid, Protect! KitPvP Server – Take your skills to another level! Creative Server – Build what your imagination desires!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	916	Buildings Constructed:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EnchantedPVP

A server with hardcore PVP factions incentive. We are low on players, and looking for new ones. We may be accepting/allowing staff applications later on.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	904

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!