Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TekkLads MC

Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftINC

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	109

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

qubecraft

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	885	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	115	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Towns Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

tcccast

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Majkrafci

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Safehouse Survival

Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KruXoR

Economy, Factions, PvP

We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.