Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	247	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Zombie Dances:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8433
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4317	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Items Found:	4130	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	66

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Votes:	3730
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Votes:	5345
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	124328
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Farms Harvested:	912
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566