Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchantments Applied:	224
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Xeno SMP

Survival

Welcome to the Xeno SMP we are a small server trying to grow please join out discord server and mc server have fun! https://discord.gg/NhYs4sUH9E

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pilotdan1985

Economy, Survival

9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MilanCraftSMP

Survival

nice server for begginers and pros still needs more staff and mod or builders ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Creepercraft Cloud

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

The best minecraft server of the netherlands! We have all sorts of minigames like Skywars and more but you can also play survival, factions and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Buildings Constructed:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	467520	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Swertynow

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Feed the Beast Unleashed

Hello there! If you are looking for a FTB Ultimate server with a friendly community, reliable uptime, great performance, a fully featured forum and a TeamSpeak server, you have come to the right place. We have been online since early November 2012, and have the experience to ensure that yours is a positive one. For more information check out our forums at beast.pwnz.org/forum.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Farms Harvested:	425
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JoshsSMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

You can do any thing you want you want to do roleplay you do roleplay you wana make a govement you make a govement everyone has there freedom

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DubCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to DubCraft! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We offer the whole gamut of server types (i.e.: Factions, Survival). 2. We have custom server types such Sky Wars Ultimate, Super Smash Bros. 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have a large, 200+ player community. 5. We are always searching for ways to improve and we listen to your feedback. 6. If there’s an issue, we fix it. 7. We meticulously configure all plugins on all our servers.

At DubCraft, our goal is to provide you with free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted gameplay. We encourage you to check out every gameplay type we have to offer so that you can have the best experience possible on our network. Enjoy your time at DubCraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

World

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a minecraft server that u will be safe dm Alfv#6973 on discord and ask him if u want to team on the server…he is the guy that has everything

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EncryptedPvP [PvP][Raid]

Main idea Our main focus is a fun challenging PvP faction server that’s fun Did i mention Fun? well FUN!. We want to help solve any problems you have BEFORE you have them. yes we can read into the future, So by solving the problems you wont not have in the future we are the best server for you to not have problems on. FACT! *Diamond please*

Plugins Here we have a large selection of plugins, the first few basics that might interest you are: Factions, pvplogger, Nocheat, Anticheat, Silkspawners(allows you to mine spawners with a silk touch pick) MobMoney *pays you for killing mobs. Any Staff applications will be send to –> elsid51 on Skype.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Star Shards Collected:	89	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Survival (pt-br)

Economy, Survival

this is my server Building griefing is “allowed” so you won’t end up destroying everything you see in front of you don’t use hacks don’t be toxic That’s it LOL

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

XiferWars PvP

XiferWars is an ‘amazing’ server with many plug-ins to keep you happy and delighted. We have Mob Arena, which players think is absolutely fun. Factions, one of our main plug-ins, and more to help you out. When you first join you get a kit with full black leather armour and full stone tools. We have PvPTimer so the new players won’t get insta-killed the first thing they walk into wilderness.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

potato army

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

hello player our server name is potato army we have:- auto ranks economy cool ranks no real money is needed no donations banks custom enchantments crates etc everything is free and with ingame money no need of real money! join our server and say #potato to get 2 crate keys and 10,000$ in-game money!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Creativelife

Creative Life BETA For almost 2 years, thousands of players have immortalized themselves on our server, now they have joined forces open your doors together again. At the beginning you are alone, far away from those in power. You have to fight for your honor. Find yours Away, in a gigantic world. Consolidate the empire and learn new skills. What will you achieve? We have: fascinating PVP world with freebuild Reallife opportunities, with balanced economic system and properties Many events (Spleef, Deathcube, Bootrace and much more). a powerful server a lot of passion in the details User Webinterface Hungergames and much more !

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.