Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7424
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DarthCraft

Economy, Survival

JOIN AT PLAY.DARTHCRAFT.NET

DarthCraft is a non-PVP, survival and family-friendly server with a longstanding community focus. Players have established a great community, admins have become experienced and hosts have mastered server stability over our 4.5 years of 24/7 operation – because of this you can expect a great experience! You can join us in game and on our forums. We have players who enjoy DarthCraft from all over the world without lag – some even from Israel and many from America, allowing you to widen your understanding of different cultures.

Getting Started Because of DarthCraft’s community focus, new players are welcomed and members will be happy to assist you in getting started. DarthCraft does not tolerate griefing, and we have many skilled staff who will help by rolling back any damage caused by other players. Plugins such as McMMO, as well as the currency system enable players to strive to be the best, causing a fun competitiveness throughout the server. If you are the sort of person who doesn’t want to engage with the community, you are also welcome at DarthCraft – There is no pressure to get involved.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftPinas

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Looking for a classic Filipino minecraft server ? Well here it is ! CraftPinas Network will bring you the best faction experience RPG / Mmorpg Style Factions with Leveling System. Come and Join us now ! Tara to the Filipinos ! Let’s fly the Philippine flag !

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4054	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Arcator MC1

Arcator (pronounced: ɑrkətɔr) is a multi-server, UK-based Minecraft network. We offer a friendly, social environment and pretty decent admins, and we also have an absolute zero tolerance policy on griefing.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RazorPvP

RazorPvP is minecraft with a little twist. The object of RazorPvP is to defeat as many people as you can and be rewarded while doing it with our economy system. On RazorPvP we have a very colorful map for you to play on. It consist of a Snow biome, Nether Biome, City Biome and Mushroom Biome. You can go Hide deep in the forest or even in the deep dark caves and last but not least the huge skyscrapers. You can join RazorPvP at mc.razorpvp.ca

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

aristocracy

We Are A Loving Server Trying to Get Ready And Sail To Heaven You Can join If You Want its up To You Cya ^_^

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9295	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ChillZone SMP {Whitelisted}

Active, Community, Economy, hermitcraft, Semivanilla, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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About Us

Our Values

reasoning for everything.Welcoming

Some of Our Features

Our RulesWe try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Lifecraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

LifeCraft offers a unqiue experience of having professional staff, and a vibrant community. Our features range from: Dungeons, RPG – Aspects, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Keep-Inventory, Events (Drop Party’s, Build Events, Boss Raids, Scavanger Hunts, PvP events) and best of all, an atmosphere where everyone knows who you are when you join!

We here at LifeCraft want to offer player the best experience possible, we connect with player using our forums and Discord while simtaneously ensuring there is always a staff member on the server at all time of the day.

We look foward to meeting you, on the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MinecraftSMP

Our Server Is a Economy/Survival Server With a Great Community! We Would like u Guys to Join – 24/7 – 169 Slots – no lag – Great Staff Server has Been up for Over 2 Years! NO WHITELIST CRACKED AND PREMIUM CAN JOIN!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

QNetwork

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Play with your friends against other players and create your own Faction. Improve your mcMMO stats and Create your private Island with on Skyblock and invite friends to Survival together on your island.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Resort Islands of Misfit

We are a fun server with factions , survivalgames , warhub , mobarena , and spleef. We hope to see you on! 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Gods Slained:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crops Grown:	5647
Enchantments Applied:	66	Dragon Eggs Found:	3098
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EldoronCraft

EldoronCraft is an RPG Survival server using grief prevention and stuff like Citizens2. RPG plugins: mcMMO and Citizens. The admins try to be as helpfull as we can and hope you will have fun on this smal little server! oh, and theres no pvp :/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7117	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	9281

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AllPurposePvP

*PVP*FACTIONS*LOTTERY*MOB-ARENA*NO-LAG*SPLEEF*AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ModernEmpire

ModernEmpire is the unusual Minecraft server in the way that it is an anti-grief, PVP and Hunger Games server all in one server. The anti-grief server is self explanatory no griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. is allowed in this world. To enforce this no griefing rule we have a plugin called CoreProtect which is a similar plugin to Hawkeye and LogBlock. In the PVP world griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. are all allowed. ModernEmpire is 100% 24/7 and it is VERY unusual for a reboot or the server shutting down. We have a very friendly staff who will help you with everything that is within their power. ModernEmpire also has unlimited slots so you never have to worry about the server getting full. The Hunger Games server is has basically no rules other than no hacking so you can do whatever you want while in an arena.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	1117
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	8656

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

G[B]H Dedicated Server

we are a new server i am looking for people that can help me with the settings and permmisions if anyone can i will give them head admin when the server get up and running come on to talk to me my name is timtam123456

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

E&C-Survival [24/7[FIXED]

A simple good old survival server with wonderful plugins. You start simple! You dont need to login or anything just join warp to the survival world and start your amazing survival! We are 24/7 and have friendly admins. The server is located in canada canadians eh but the bandwith is amazing in other parts of the world as well! Now we have fixed plugins that will not be as glitchy to damage you everytime you jump! We also has a few custum scripted plugins! *Latest news =============================== RAM upgraded *Boost plugin installed (Now alot less lag!)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.