Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ores Mined:	9838

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ores Mined:	4585
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	578
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Items Found:	2652
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	915639
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

★Features★

– MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9338	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlatyCast

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	288
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Dragon Eggs Found:	1446

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GameChatWorld

A friendly, no nonsense server, with regular members and helpful staff. Server is survival so you can pick out any open part of the world and start building. Worried about grief? No need to worry, just inform the nearest staff member and they will punish the wrongdoer and roll back any damage done!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

northern Realms

– Welcome to Northern Realms MC. We are proud to anounce the grand Re-opening of the long awaited peaceful, economy based, Towny server known as Northern Realms. We are the third generation in a long line of past PvP Towny servers, Hardcore PvP Faction servers, and now as a Family Friendly Economy based Towny Server. The staff of the server have been working on this server for a long time now, and are finally releasing the IP to the public ( 69.175.124.76 ).

– Come and check out the servers amazing spawn built by many people including Jonnyboy838, Khrysteen1973, Maalur, Codebomb, Pumpumrasta, daabest1. We encourage many new players to join and ask questions if you need help. You will find that you will be able to progress quickly in the world of Minecraft with the help of not only the staff, but everyone else on the server as well.

– If you have any questions before joining, or while on the server, or just want to chat, feel free to log onto the Teamspeak 3 server and talk to all of us here at Northern Realms ( ts43.gamespeak.com:9269 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be epic!!).

– We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

All of the above and much more at Northern Realms!63.209.37.233:9111 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be awesome :3).

We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ores Mined:	8121	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Warzonedefenders

Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Minecraft “First Person Shooter” Server Host:join.warzonedefenders.com Website: http://warzonedefenders.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	240	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WolfCraft

Economy

WolfCraft

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Strongholdcraft

A factions, pvp, griefing, and all around war-fest server. We allow pvp, griefing, TNT cannons, and any other thing that floats your boat.

We have a small team of relaxed, patient staff, who are at your service, and some awesome donor ranks!

Complete with a player market, and an adminshop!

We also have the bloodmoon which will kick your ass!

Factions, PvP, Griefing, Bloodmoon, Economy, TNT

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4218	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RebornCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

Hub: Yes,Factions: Yes,Raiding: Yes,Custom Plugins: Yes,Friendly,Staff: Yes,Website: Yes,Creative: Yes,Plots: Yes,Donator Ranks: Yes,HardCore Survival Yes:,No Health regen: Yes,Prison: Yes,A lot of Mines: Yes,Voting reward every x votes: Yes,Kitpvp: Yes,Custom Kitpvp Plugin: Yes,Custom Maps: Yes,Minigames: Yes,Paint War: Yes,Survival Games: YesCapture,The Flag: YesSky Wars: Yes,Skyblock: Yes,Spleef: Yes,Quake: Yes,Paint Ball: Yes,Dedicated Server: Yes,Cracked: Yes,AND ALOT MORE: YES

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BigCity

HiHo Minecraftfreunde May I introduce you to Server BigCity. What do we have to offer? 1. A lot of plugins (also fun plugins) PS: if there are any plugin ideas Just let us know and we’ll take a look at it. 2.Active, friendly admin team who also have a bit of fun from time to time 3.Much more Join, take a look at it.

Hopefully see you on the server soon

Owner sticker Admin kingofthweed and the mods/supps

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.