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Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 30

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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