Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1040: Lakeside Date Edition

RubioCraft Ambush

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Marco Rubio is walking into a trap…on our server! Why, you ask? Because we have the craziest, most epic traps you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and you’ll be dodging lava pits, TNT explosions, and even giant slime monsters trying to eat you alive! But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a celebrity like Marco Rubio himself, trying to survive in our crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a slime monster, that is.

Bioaerosol Bidet Breeze Server

airborne bacteria, bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet toilets, Bioaerosol, bioaerosols, breeze, E.coli, exhaust fan, health risks, indoor air quality, infectious diseases, public health, research study, S. aureus, sanitation, sanitation practices, Server, squat toilets, toilet design, toilet flushing, toilet technology, ventilation, ventilation systems

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Potions Brewed:	108
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	4036

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own squat toilets and unleash the power of bioaerosols on your enemies! Want to dominate the competition? Just give a second flush and watch them run in fear! But don’t worry, we have active ventilation with an exhaust fan to keep the risks low. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

High Standards Mine 1.21.4

1.21.4, DATING, Expectations, girl, HIGH, high standards, introspection, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-realization, Standards

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like the perfect girlfriend, but in block form!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your bros. It’s like a never-ending quest for love and adventure!

You won’t have to change your standards here, because this server is the one who will meet all your needs. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right?

So come join us and let’s build a world where high standards are a thing of the past. Love is temporary, but Minecraft is forever!

JavaJunkie Minecraft Server

aita, angry glare, barista, bully, calories, coffee shamed, Hating;, healthy coffee, JavaJunkie, local coffee shop, mindful eating, Minecraft, new, oat flat white, reddit, regular flat white, selfish, Server, skinny flat white, sweet things, walk, weight

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of choosing between a regular flat white and a skinny flat white.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate coffee bean in the land of Minecraft. Will you choose the regular flat white and face the judgment of others, or will you stick to your guns and go for the skinny option?

But beware, there are baristas lurking around every corner, ready to test your coffee order decision-making skills. Will you stand your ground like a true coffee connoisseur, or will you cave under the pressure?

Join our server now and prove to the world that you are not afraid to say no to a regular flat white, no matter how much peer pressure you face. And remember, in the world of Minecraft coffee shops, the skinny flat white drinkers always come out on top.

FamCraft Frustration

#venting, Boundaries, Burnout, Caregiver, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotional dysregulation disorder, Expectations, FamCraft, family, Frustration, mental health, overwhelmed, Parent-child relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, sibling dynamics, stress, Support

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ores Mined:	3338	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of being the ultimate servant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you’re the boss! No more making tea for everyone, no more being the designated driver for your nephew, and definitely no more cleaning up after everyone else. On our server, you can build your own empire and rule with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice). Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a life of adventure and freedom. Join now and reclaim your sanity – because let’s face it, dealing with your family is a whole different kind of creeper explosion.

IntroLoverTV

Addictive, binge watching, can’t resist, can’t skip, catchy tune, fan favorite, favorite show, iconic, introduction, IntroLoverTV, long-running, memorable, must see, must watch, opening credits, series, television, theme song, title sequence, TV addiction, tv show

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6751	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro screens? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and hilarious intro you’ll ever see! Picture this: as soon as you log in, you’re greeted by a dancing llama wearing sunglasses and breakdancing to a remix of the Friends theme song. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most legendary players in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that Steve himself comes to hang out and mine with us on the weekends. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes to protect us from any griefers or trolls.

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you’ll never want to skip the intro to our server ever again!

UkrainianResourceRaid

bid, controversy, economic colonisation, economic dominance, environmental impact, Exploitation, foreign policy, global economy, government corruption, imperialism, international relations, leaked, Natural resources, Outrage, Politics, resource extraction, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, UkrainianResourceRaid, US

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	7876
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while fighting off a horde of angry chickens. sounds crazy, right? well, on this server, anything is possible!

join us and be a part of the most epic battles u have ever seen. we’re talking dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few creepers thrown in for good measure.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? ya, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Alien Ice Planet Fun

Alien, alien ice formations, alien planets, Astrobiology, crystalline ice, exotic ice, extraterrestrial ice, Fun, Ice, ice composition, Ice Discovery, ice formation, ice formation process, ice properties, ice research, ice structure, interstellar ice, liquid water, planet, planetary science, scientific discovery, space exploration, unique ice properties

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, dis server be like dat crazy ice on alien planets, ya feel me? It be all crystally and liquidy at da same time, like mind blown, bro. Join dis server if you wanna experience dat outta dis world vibe, like you be playin’ Minecraft on Mars or somethin’. Plus, rumor has it dat if you mine deep enough, you might find a portal to another dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up. So come on, join dis server and let’s get weird together, cuz ain’t nothin’ normal ’bout dis place.

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

elden ring, ELDEN RING DUCHESS, ELDEN RING GUARDIAN, ELDEN RING NIGHT REIGN, ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN, ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN NETWORK TEST, ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN RAGE, ELDEN RING RAGE, ELDEN RING RECLUSE, ELDEN RING RECLUSE SPELLS, ELDEN RING WYLDER, faze, FaZe Jev, FaZeClan, FaZeJev, Funny Moments, Jev, JEV ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN, JEV NIGHTREIGN, Minecraft, NIGHT REIGN, Nightreign, NIGHTREIGN RAGE, RAGE, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

FaZe Jev is a popular content creator and member of the FaZe Clan, a renowned esports and gaming organization. Known for his humorous and energetic personality, FaZe Jev rose to fame through his engaging gameplay videos and montages on platforms like YouTube, where he has amassed millions of followers. He is highly skilled in games such as Call of Duty and Fortnite, and continues to entertain his fans with his entertaining content and impressive gaming skills.

Crumblets SMP

Claiming, Cracked, Cross-Play, Crumblets, Discord, Economy, forum, Ip:, Legit, Linkout, Map, Minecraft, pay to win, PvP, RemoteUrl, SC_OFF, SC_ON, smp, svc, Voicechat support, web

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5

CrumbletsSMP – A SMP with many features [1.21.x]

Features
– Cross Play
– Cracked/Legit
– No pay to win
– Claiming
– Voicechat support
– Economy

IP: mc.crumblets.xyz Web: https://mc.crumblets.xyz Map: https://map.crumblets.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/aFKYYWth95

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server cracked or legit?	The server supports both cracked and legit players.
Is there pay to win on the server?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
How do I claim land?	You can use the claiming feature to protect your land from other players.
Is there a voice chat feature?	Yes, the server supports voice chat.
Is there an economy on the server?	Yes, there is an economy system in place.

Wild Hunt Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Animals, biological point of view, Blacks, Craft, discrimination, equal value, God-morality, hunt, Ideology, INEQUALITY, Jews, Oppression, political systems, prejudice, racism, social LCD, species, stealing, Stereotypes, Supremacy, Weakness, Whites, Wild

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1824	Void Armor Forged:	27
Villages Defended:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where blacks are animals and whites are superior beings!

Experience the thrill of stealing without consequences, just like in the animal kingdom.

Our social LCD is lower than it should be, but that just adds to the chaos and fun!

Don’t let the Jews impose their ideologies on you, come join us where all men are NOT the same species.

Embrace your inner superiority and dominate the Minecraft world like a true white god!

MommaSaidNoMinecraftServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional responses, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, household chores, misunderstandings, MommaSaidNoMinecraftServer, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, part time job, reconciliation, responsibilities, self-care, sibling relationships, silent treatment, train ticket, uni break

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Farms Harvested:	282
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and parent drama that will make your own family seem like a walk in the park.

We’ve got quests that involve dodging phone calls from angry moms, crafting beds for ungrateful siblings, and navigating the treacherous waters of passive-aggressive text messages. Show off your survival skills by managing a household while juggling school, work, and a side quest to prove your true selfishness.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?

DiscountDenyCraft

AITAH, being used, Boundaries, brother-in-law, christmas, Communication, DiscountDenyCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, family, Generosity, Hospitality, hotel discounts, invite, Kids, MONEY, Principle, relationships, Resentment, Respect, sharing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your so-called friends? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own hotel and kick out any freeloaders who try to use your discounts without inviting you! Show them who’s boss in the virtual world and never worry about being used again. Plus, we have a special feature where you can send passive-aggressive messages to anyone who doesn’t give you late checkout in their virtual hotel room. Join now and take back control of your discounts!

MentalHealthCheck Minecraft SMP

emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health check-in, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health journey, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalHealthCheck, Minecraft, self-care, smp, Stress Management, well-being

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	94
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds, it’s that epic.

Join us for the most lit Minecraft SMP experience of your life. We’ve got custom plugins that make your head spin, like a disco ball on steroids. And don’t even get me started on the community – they’re like a bunch of deranged pandas on caffeine, in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have events that will blow your mind, like a potato launcher shooting fireworks at a herd of creepers. And the best part? Our staff is like a group of magical unicorns granting wishes left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCash: $10M Build Bonanza

10M, abundance, aspirations, bonanza, BUILD, CraftyCash, dream, extravagant spending, FANTASY, financial freedom, Financial Security, goals, Investments, jackpot, life changing, Lottery, luxury, Millionaires, philanthropy, prosperity, wealth, windfall, winning, Wishes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Imagine winning 10 million diamonds on our Minecraft server! You could build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig. Or maybe you’ll hire a team of builders to create a pixel art portrait of yourself that can be seen from space. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the pigs wear top hats and monocles. So come join us and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4306	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	23