Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1040: Lakeside Date Edition

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	267	Falling into the Void:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!

ProteinCraft: MouseSpeak Upgrade

amino acid change, biology, Communication, DENISOVANS, Evolution, genetic mutation, genetics, human evolution, human language, human-specific variant, language development, Mice, MouseSpeak, Neanderthals, NOVA1, protein, ProteinCraft, research, scientific discovery, Speech, Upgrade, vocal sounds, vocalization

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got amino acids changin’ proteins and makin’ mice talk like humans! We got NOVA1 protein switcheroos makin’ Neanderthals and Denisovans jealous of our human-specific vocal sounds! It’s like a science experiment gone wild up in here! So come on and join us for some wacky fun and mutant mice shenanigans!

Helpful NEETs Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, aging parents, appreciation, caregiving, cleaning, Cooking, Family Support, financial independence, financial means, generational wealth, gig economy, graduated college, Helpful, helpful NEET, Inheritance, job market, Job Search, Job Struggles, lowly job, NEET, neets, Realm, social needs, sustainable living

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate NEET experience! Graduated college? Who cares! Struggle to find a job? Not a problem here! Cook and clean for aging parents? We’ll make you a virtual chef and maid! No need for financial means when you have generational wealth in Minecraft! Live off the virtual inheritance while socializing with other NEETs in our server! It’s sustainable, it’s hilarious, it’s the NEET life you never knew you needed! Join now and question your reality in the most outrageous way possible!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

age gap, children, Decision making, Differences, Distance, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, half siblings, importance of family, Invitation, kid free wedding, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parents, relationship, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids at weddings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect kid-free zone! Just like this bride who doesn’t want any children at her wedding, we don’t want any kids running around ruining our virtual fun.

Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.

And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!

AnnexationAlert Minecraft Server

AnnexationAlert, border issues, Canadian politics, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Furey, government response, international relations, Minecraft, national unity, political pressure, potential conflict, Premiers, provincial leaders, security concerns, seriousness, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, threats of annexation, unity among provinces

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Alien Abductions:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1170

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and have fun and stuff? well, dis server is like, da bomb diggity of all servers, u gotta join cuz like, u can totally annex other players’ lands and stuff. it’s like, a total warzone up in here, but in a fun way, ya know?

i heard dis one time, there was dis player who tried to annex a whole village and like, the villagers fought back with their pitchforks and stuff, it was epic. so if u wanna be a part of all dat action, u gotta join dis server, it’s like, da wild west of minecraft servers.

plus, there’s like, secret treasure hidden all over da map, and if u find it, u get like, super powers or something. i heard dis one guy found a diamond sword that shoots lasers, like wut even? so come join us on dis server, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination. u won’t regret it, i promise.

HostageCraft: BibasBros & the RescuedSix

Bibas children, Bibas family, BibasBros, Bodies, Conflict, current events, Hamas, Hamas statement, hostage crisis, hostage release timeline, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, hostages release, international news, Living, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Release, RescuedSix, saturday, THURSDAY

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	6186	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Emeralds Found:	7382	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

come join our minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers twerking for emeralds.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. but be warned, he’s a terrible dancer.

we also have a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath. just make sure to bring your own graham crackers and chocolate.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, we swear!

so what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep.

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

The description of the server server “Redline Griff Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bw.redlines.space:25903

CompCraft

Adventure, bandits, big farms, Caves, Community, CompCraft, Custom Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Discord, Dungeons, expert players, Expertise, Grief Protection, join us, money making, Quest, rare items, redstone engineering, smp, vanilla mechanics, Zombie Mini-Game

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Animals Bred:	165	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

We are a small, but growing semi-vanilla survival server. Our server is designed for players who seek a challenge and are ready to expand their knowledge of the game.

Features:

Quest
Dinosaur Fossils
Economy
Custom Rares
Custom Dungeons
Bandits
PvP
Grief Protection
Vanilla Mechanics
Zombie Mini Game

CompCraft might be the server for you if you like to build big farms, grind to make money, collect rare items, engineer with redstone, explore dungeons & caves, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils. Whether you’re an expert or willing to learn, everyone is welcome to join the adventure!

Discord: https://discord.com/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	No, it is a semi-vanilla server with additional custom features.
Can I join if I’m a beginner?	Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels.
Are there any in-game quests?	Yes, the server features quests for players to complete.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, there is PvP available for players who enjoy it.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	The server offers grief protection to safeguard player structures.

MysticCraft – EnigmaRealm 1.20.6

1.20.6, 3D Debut, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, debut, EnigmaRealm, fuwamoco, homework edition, Members Chatting, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a homework edition of a previous thread, but with a twist that will blow your mind!

We got members chatting at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/19, so mark your calendars, fam! And don’t forget to check out the previous stream, it’s so lit you’ll wanna watch it again and again!

Plus, we got debuts, 3D debuts, 3D lives, and so much more on our YouTube channel. And don’t even get me started on the merch, it’s fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, unless you’re a total square, in which case, why are you even here, bro? Let’s get this party started!

Mom’s Bitchin’ Minecraft Server

anger, Asshole, Bitchin, Boyfriend, Communication, degrading, disrespectful behavior., driveway shoveling, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, Minecraft, moms, morality, mother-daughter relationship, name-calling, parenting, partying, possessiveness, reaction, screaming, Server, sibling relationship, sick, verbal abuse, worthlessness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of getting screamed at for not shoveling the driveway on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any crazy moms yelling at you. Plus, we have virtual snow that never needs shoveling, so you can relax and enjoy the game without any real-life stress. Join now and say goodbye to driveway drama!

BabyBlockParty

baby’s health, baby’s safety, BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family interference, family relationships, family respect, family visit, first baby, Healing time, newborn baby, newborn bonding, newborn care, newborn visitation, setting boundaries, telling fiancé’s family to wait

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries – just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like this player’s in-laws.

Imagine a world where you can ban anyone who tries to take over your territory or tell you what to do with your creations. Our server is a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without interference from meddling relatives.

Don’t worry about grandma trying to sneak into your virtual delivery room to make sure your pixelated baby is born – on our server, you have full control over who enters your realm. Plus, you can ensure that all your virtual babies have their shots before any visitors come knocking.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you can set your own rules and defend your digital domain against unwanted intruders. Who knew virtual parenting could be so exhilarating and boundary-setting?

RageQuitTunes – Minecraft SMP

aggravating lyrics, aggravating tunes, annoying songs, annoying tunes, bothersome melodies, bothersome tracks, enraging songs, enraging tunes, grating lyrics, grating music, infuriating melodies, infuriating tunes, instant irritation, instant rage, irritating lyrics, irritating music, irritating tracks, Minecraft, obnoxious melodies, RageQuitTunes, smp, vexing music, vexing songs

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Mines Excavated:	2895
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ores Mined:	5890	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our server mascot is a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot who shoots lasers out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER PIG.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Friday where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, we have a secret disco party room where we dance to annoying songs like “Baby Shark” on repeat. It’s so bad, it’s good.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP, just hit us up and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land. They may look cute, but they will peck your eyes out. Stay safe, gamers!

MineTunez2025

2025, anticipation, artist, favorite artist, future releases, MineTunez2025, Music (Industry), music albums, music anticipation, music artists, music enthusiasts, music excitement, music lovers, music predictions, music releases, music singles, music speculation, music trends, new music, Release, upcoming releases

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret feature that allows you to listen to exclusive music from artists who haven’t even been born yet! That’s right, in 2025, we have a time-traveling DJ who brings back the sickest beats from the future. Join our server now and be the first to jam out to music that hasn’t even been created yet! Who needs Spotify when you have a time-traveling DJ in Minecraft?

RuskiCraft Minecraft Server

appeasing, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, foreign relations, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, Officials, peace talks, political tensions, Riyadh, RuskiCraft, russia, Server, summit, talks, Ukraine, US

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Ukraine officials saying the US is like totally ‘appeasing’ Russia with talks in Riyadh. like whaaat??? but like who cares about that when u can join our server and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against evil villagers. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u get a lifetime supply of virtual pizza. come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Players:	100/200	Votes:	6196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	102	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Animals Bred:	127