Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LEO-SMP

bedrock edition, building, cooperative play, Cross-Play, Enhanced Features, enhanced gameplay, Exploration, Geysermc, immersive environment, java edition, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Night Cycle, Platform Unity, smp, Survival, ultimate experience, Vanilla, Viaversion

LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7368
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

action, Adventure, anger, Anime, battle, berserk, consequences, control, emotions, FANTASY, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Manga, Minecraft, power, S-Stop, Server, Shounen, SStop, Supernatural, transformation, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magic Items Found:	3373	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	New Chunks Explored:	412215
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	8339	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Farms Harvested:	422	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4024	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Potions Brewed:	100	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.