Minecraft SMP: Shinobi Undercover Squad

Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	185	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous "Troll Bridge," where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6870	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3052
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sovereign

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Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, fight off zombie chickens with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features secret dungeons filled with dancing pandas, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn, and a mini-game where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Sour Linkies on Social Media Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Carrot, swoops in to save the day with his trusty sidekick, Sir Squidsworth.

Feeling hungry? Head on over to our enchanted food court where the burgers are so delicious, they literally make you fly. And be sure to watch out for the mischievous Potato Bandit who steals fries right out of your inventory.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly dance parties at the lava disco, where the DJ is a literal fireball and the dance floor is made of obsidian. And don’t forget about our epic build battles where contestants have to construct a roller coaster using only dirt and TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, it’s not a good look to miss out on all the fun!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Tech Majors’ Pissed Off Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring tech majors trying to convince you that programming is the coolest thing ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for those who think programming is a braindead hobby!

Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant statues of potatoes is considered a work of art. Forget about coding and algorithms, here you can focus on more important things like creating the ultimate llama army or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

Don’t be a pseud like those tech majors, join our server and discover the true meaning of fun in Minecraft. Who needs programming when you can ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you’ll wish you found this server 6 years ago!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft SMP: Subtle Kino Enhancers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Reasons to join: – Our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? – Our server has a hidden underground disco club where players can dance the night away and battle it out in epic dance-offs for rare loot. – We have a group of mischievous pandas who have learned how to use redstone and are constantly pranking unsuspecting players. Will you be their next victim or join in on the fun? – Our server has a cursed treasure chest that randomly spawns in different locations, but beware, opening it could unleash a horde of angry villagers or grant you unimaginable riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10