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EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9301
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Farms Harvested:	863
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	3036	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	863	Void Gems Collected:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	3000	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Animals Bred:	188	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ores Mined:	3267
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	52

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	7346
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ores Mined:	2107
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Items Found:	4450
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	1633	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5520
Star Shards Collected:	96	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5254	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Farms Harvested:	532	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	9749
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.