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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1247 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where you can find rare loot, but beware of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether disco party where the ghasts DJ and the piglins breakdance.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it!