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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9585 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where you can find rare loot, but beware of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether disco party where the ghasts DJ and the piglins breakdance.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it!