Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Kid Nostalgia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of nostalgia and chaos! Join us for a chance to relive your favorite childhood games, only to realize they were actually terrible all along!

Ever wanted to play a Minecraft version of that weird handheld game you were obsessed with as a kid? We’ve got it! And let us tell you, it’s even more confusing and glitchy than you remember. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Join our server for a chance to battle it out in a virtual version of that obscure board game you used to play with your cousins on rainy days. Spoiler alert: the game mechanics make absolutely no sense and the graphics are straight out of the 90s. But hey, who needs high-quality graphics when you have nostalgia on your side?

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your childhood memories shattered in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew that the games you loved as a kid were actually hot garbage? But hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP – F List General #6979

character profiles, community pastebin, Depravity, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, list, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, webchat

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the concept of roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Join our SMP and experience the wildest roleplaying adventures you’ve ever imagined. From dragons to vampires to aliens, the possibilities are endless. Want to be a goth unicorn with a love for pineapple pizza? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as dedicated to their characters as they are to finding the perfect roleplay partner? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can battle for the title of Roleplay King or Queen. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us now and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft roleplaying!

Will Political Violence Minecraft Server

9/11 style, assassins, cia, consequences, dangerous precedent, Economy, election, jfk, Minecraft, peaceful transition, Political, Political unrest, political violence, resorting to violence, security concerns, Server, TRANSITION, trump, Trump administration, Trump presidency, uneasy, Unity, Unrest, violence

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s presidency! We promise you won’t have to worry about any CIA assassins lurking around the corner (unless they’re disguised as creepers, of course). Our community is as united as America was on 9/11, but with way less destruction and way more fun. So come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, maybe Trump himself will log on and build a wall around your base for extra protection. Just kidding…or are we? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WWE is My Favourite Minecraft SMP

Entertainment, favourite, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fan, wwe, WWE events, WWE fan, WWE fandom, WWE forever, WWE love, WWE loyal, WWE merchandise, WWE obsession, WWE passion, WWE superstars, WWE supporter, wwe universe

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we settle all our differences in the ring! That’s right, forget mining and crafting, it’s all about wrestling here! Our PvP matches are like no other, with players using diamond swords and enchanted armor to take each other down in the ultimate battle for supremacy.

But that’s not all – we also have our own wrestling ring where players can challenge each other to matches and show off their best moves. Want to suplex your friend off a cliff? Go for it! How about hitting them with a flying elbow drop from the top of a mountain? The possibilities are endless!

And if wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we have plenty of other activities to keep you entertained. From building epic bases to going on crazy adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and show off your WWE skills in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just become the champion of the ring and the ruler of the server.

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS OF THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, community-driven, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, limitless possibilities, long-lasting, Minecraft, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, unique experience, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

eu2-free.falixserver.net:41035

Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server

#Penance, 0011, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Anchor in the Deep, arknights, Arknights General, Battles, blocky, Caster Ebenholz, Caster Harmonie, CN Content, Defender Ashlock, Defender Aurora, Defender Firewhahistle, Defender Underflow, EPOQUE, Fartooth, Gladiia, Global Content, Grain Buds, Guard Ulpianus, Guard Viviana, JP content, Kirara, KR content, Lessing skin, Lone Trail Rerun, Melanite, Minecraft, paprika, Path of Life, Saga, Server, Shalem, Silence The Paradigmatic skin, Sniper Lunacub, Sniper Typhon, Supporter Gnosis, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Lucilla, Test Re-Edition, Valuable resources, Vanguard Cantabile, Zwillingstürme im Herbst Rerun

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Kirara’s birthday party? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it makes the Lone Trail event look like a walk in the park. Join now and you’ll get exclusive access to the Path of Life where you can find the legendary Defender Underflow – rumor has it, he can tank a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! How about battling it out with 6* Guard Ulpianus, who wields a diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter? Or teaming up with Supporter Lucilla and Supporter Grain Buds to create the ultimate potion of invincibility?

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a special event called Zwillingstürme im Herbst Rerun – where you can earn the coveted Lessing skin that turns your character into a literal diamond block. Don’t believe us? Check out our website and database for proof that this server is the real deal.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a Minecraft empire that will make even Notch jealous!

Ruud Van Nistelrooy Appointed Leicester Heacoach Minecraft SMP

appointed, Appointment, career, Coach, debut, Dutch, football, former player, Heacoach, leadership, Leicester, Manager, manchester united, Minecraft, Nistelrooy, premier league, press conference, real madrid, RUUD, Ruud van Nistelrooy, smp, squad, strategy, Tactics, tactics analysis, Training, van

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. You can challenge him to a rap battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where the ghasts have formed a synchronized swimming team. Watch as they perform death-defying stunts and flips while dodging fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

NoRespect Minecraft Server

Blonde hair, blue eyes, classmate, cruel intentions, Deepthroat, degradation, Disrespect, DOMINANCE, Femininity, fetish, gender, hatefuck, Identity, jawline, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, NoRespect, power play, Server, Submission, taboo, troon

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start throwing emeralds at you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate party animal.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Troon Slayer”, a mysterious player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Will you be brave enough to face this formidable foe and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Wagie-Free Minecraft SMP

9-5, career, corporate, cubicle life, daily routine, employment, grind, Job, job satisfaction, Labor, Minecraft, monotony, office, Paycheck, salary, smp, wage slave, wagie, WagieFree, work, work culture, work-life balance, Working class

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Are you tired of being a boring wagie in the real world? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

But that’s not all – we have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights.

So why be a wagie when you can be a hero in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Jumpin’Craft Minecraft Server

Anime, Aozora Fishing, Bun no Ao Shun, Captain Tsubasa, Cat’s Eye, dr slump, Forever Kamiko-kun, Gal ga Rival, Geki! Gokutora Ikka, JumpinCraft, Kaidō Racer GO, Kinnikuman, Kochikame, Manga, Minecraft, Ring ni Kakero, Sannen Kimengumi, Server, Shaka no Musuko, Super Police, Tennis Boy, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of manga and anime!

Join us for a chance to live out your wildest manga dreams! Ever wanted to fish in the sky like in Aozora Fishing? Or race through the streets like in Kaidō Racer GO? Well, now you can!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic soccer matches in Captain Tsubasa, the craziest adventures in Dr. Slump, and the most intense wrestling battles in Kinnikuman. And let’s not forget about the Super Police, who are here to keep the peace (or cause chaos, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

House of Watson SMP

#archenemy, battle, CBS, Clinic, death, Drama, House, James Moriarty, medical career, Morris Chestnut, Mystery, past, Pittsburgh, rare diseases, resurrection, sherlock holmes, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unusual diseases, Watson

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we bring the epic showdown between Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty to life! Play as Dr. John Watson (or Morris Chestnut if you’re feeling fancy) and set up your own clinic for treating rare and unusual diseases in the world of Minecraft. But watch out, because Moriarty is back and ready to wreak havoc once again!

Embark on insane adventures, solve mysterious puzzles, and battle it out with your friends in this epic retelling of the classic tale. Will you be able to outsmart Moriarty and save the day, or will you fall victim to his dastardly schemes? Join now and find out!

Stone-Free Mosque Minecraft Server

allah, BELIEF, destroy, FAITH, idolatry, Islam, Islamic tradition, Kaaba, Minecraft, monotheism, mosque, Paganism, Permission, pilgrimage, real muslim, Religious, religious practice, revolve around, Sacred, sacred site, Server, stone structure, StoneFree, Worship

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, we are taking things to a whole new level! Join us and become a true Minecraft warrior as we embark on a mission to destroy the Kaaba with the power of TNT and creepers (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Who needs to worship a stone structure when you can join us in our quest to shake things up in the Minecraft world? With the guidance of the mighty Allah, we will show those pagans what true Minecraft mastery looks like. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some history (and maybe a few explosions) together! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

LavaLand – WHITELIST Minecraft server

#addons, administration, atmosphere, Builder, closed community, Community, Cozy, Development, LavaLand, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Problems, Project, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, texture pack, vanilla style, Whitelist

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Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.

On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.

Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.

With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.

We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.

All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.

Join us!

mc.lavavland.ru

Witchy Wonders Minecraft Server

again.., AIEEEEEE, bewitched, black magic, CURSE, dark forces, Enchantment, Haunted, hex, Horror, Magic, Minecraft, Paranormal, Revenge, Server, spellbinding, strikes, Supernatural, Thriller, Vengeance, witch, witchcraft, Witchy, Wonders

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and fight off an army of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted feathers and bragging rights that will make all the other players green with envy.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper Queen, who will sneak up on you when you least expect it and blow you to smithereens. If you can survive her explosive attacks, you’ll earn the title of Creeper Whisperer and the admiration of all who dare to enter our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those evil chickens… they’re always plotting something.

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	644819	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	261
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	139	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crops Grown:	9184	Dragon Eggs Found:	3849

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	762	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	183

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	8177	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Runes Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Potions Brewed:	57
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	453909	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2817
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	55
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	15	Alien Abductions:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Mines Excavated:	1995
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3319
Alien Abductions:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crops Grown:	5449	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3