Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CraftyCashBillionaire24

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
New Chunks Explored:	499729	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Votes:	3637	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	New Chunks Explored:	995488

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5075	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Animals Bred:	150
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	New Chunks Explored:	286243
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Divine Spears Created:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Animals Bred:	78	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	4707
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!