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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1573 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 163 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Votes: | 7531 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!