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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2889 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 127 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!