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The Land of Spaniards Minecraft SMP

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When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll feel like a Spanish conquistador discovering the New World for the first time! Picture this: you step off your boat onto the sandy shores and are greeted by towering structures made entirely of diamond blocks, villagers trading emeralds for enchanted gear, and llamas roaming around wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and you won’t want to miss out on the adventure! Join us now and claim your spot in this crazy, unpredictable land of endless possibilities. Who knows what treasures and surprises await you around every corner!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

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Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to build a working time machine using only redstone and slime blocks? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with true geniuses who will blow your mind with their insane creations.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

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? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️

? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️

? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️

? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️

☣️Get ready for an exciting fight for survival!☣️

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4296	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Simp City Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	New Chunks Explored:	368022
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “LughtTime best anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our latest update includes a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who can summon an army of chickens to do her bidding. And don’t forget about Singed, Vi (Legendary), and Caitlyn (+Prestige) who have joined forces to create chaos like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out valuable loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ores Mined:	7304

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Femanons Would You Date A Guy Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a resident Ender Dragon who doubles as a matchmaker, setting up femanons with the most eligible blocky bachelors in the land. From diamond armor fashion shows to creeper speed dating, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1