Minecraft SMP – /noob/ Game Dev Squad

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Rainbow Llama and the mystical Unicorn Pig. Rumor has it that if you can tame these creatures, you’ll unlock the power to summon a never-ending supply of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyAthleteGOAT

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Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LNGShadowCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

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yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

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Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Towns Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

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Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

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yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	483
Void Gems Collected:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Farms Harvested:	415

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.