Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where being a virgin is a badge of honor! Our server is filled with players who have done everything except the traditional forms of sex, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to get your rocks off in-game.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of rubbing your pixelated cock on all sorts of blocky surfaces. From towering castles to deep underground caves, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to share your virtual adventures with.

So come on, join our server and show off your non-traditional virginity with pride. Who needs penis in vagina or anus sex when you can have a whole world of fun right at your fingertips?

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Vanilla with a Side of Drama and Prizes! 🍏🔥

    Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Vanilla with a Side of Drama and Prizes! 🍏🔥

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 268 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters. If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
    Server Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.proDirect IP: 108.181.149.16:26998
    Goal Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Scoring includes +1 per minute you stay alive and +1 per experience point earned.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    What is Ultra-Hardcore mining?

    Ultra-Hardcore mining is a style of gameplay in Minecraft where players have only one life and cannot regenerate health naturally. It adds an extra level of challenge to the game.

    How can I earn a revive back to the Overworld?

    If you die on the server, you have the chance to earn a revive by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Details can be found in the discord channel.

    What are the server rules?

    Players are expected to play fair and friendly. The use of client-side mods that give unfair advantages, hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients are not allowed on the server.

    What is the Apocalypse DataPack?

    The Apocalypse DataPack includes various modifications to the game, such as players killed by zombies becoming zombies themselves, enhanced skeletons, and unique abilities for other mobs.

    Is PvP enabled on the server?

    Yes, PvP is enabled on the server, but there are no teams. It is a Free-For-All environment where players can engage in PvP if they choose.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Ores Mined: 5836 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Fancy Niggas Minecraft Server

    Fancy Niggas Minecraft Server
    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Force, where you’ll battle dragons, conquer kingdoms, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of Shining Force 3 references to keep you entertained.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon creepers at will (but don’t worry, he’s on our side).

    But the real reason you should join is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: a horde of players charging into battle on the backs of flying pigs, armed with nothing but diamond swords and a thirst for victory. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s pure Minecraft magic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the game, gamers!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 232 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Booty Bounce Minecraft SMP

    Booty Bounce Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to ASS DRUK, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base full of diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds and become the llama king or queen!

    2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant toilets. Don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him.

    3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a pack of werewolves and goes on a crazy rampage through the virtual world. It’s chaos, but it’s also a ton of fun!

    4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity doesn’t exist. You can build your dream house up there and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below.

    So what are you waiting for? Join ASS DRUK today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HeightBoost Minecraft Server

    HeightBoost Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as tall as those shoe inserts your son wanted? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to grow 3 inches overnight and become the tallest player in the game!

    We understand the struggle of wanting to stand out, which is why we offer height-enhancing power-ups to help you reach new heights (literally). No need to worry about bullies or feeling small when you can be the biggest player in the game!

    Join now and show off your newfound height to all the other players. Who needs shoe inserts when you can grow taller in Minecraft? Don’t be short on fun, join our server today and reach new levels of gaming greatness!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BabyBlockerCraft

    BabyBlockerCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of keeping your virtual babies safe and healthy! Just like this player’s real-life baby, we prioritize cleanliness and germ-free interactions in our pixelated world.

    Join us if you want to protect your Minecraft baby from virtual illnesses and keep them safe from unwanted kisses and face-touching. Our server is the perfect place for all the overprotective virtual parents out there who want to shield their pixelated offspring from any potential harm.

    Don’t worry about being judged or criticized for your parenting decisions here – we support you in your quest to keep your Minecraft baby happy and healthy. And if anyone tries to argue with your rules, just tell them it’s all part of the game and they need to respect your virtual parenting style.

    So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players trying to steal each other’s virtual babies. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • LifeCraft: The Ultimate Glow-Up

    LifeCraft: The Ultimate Glow-Up
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server will literally change your life! Join us and you’ll find yourself transformed into a Minecraft master in no time. Our server is so epic, players have reported growing an extra pair of virtual arms just from playing here. Don’t believe us? One player even claimed they turned into a Minecraft chicken after spending too much time on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a life-changing experience!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Villages Defended: 13
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Maduro’s Minecraft Server: CIA Assassination Plot!

    Maduro’s Minecraft Server: CIA Assassination Plot!
    So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got all the craziest stuff happening here, man. Like, did you hear about that one time when a bunch of llamas took over the spawn point and started spitting at everyone? It was wild, dude.

    And, like, if you join this server, you’ll get to hang out with all the coolest players who are always down for a good time. We have epic build battles, insane parkour courses, and even a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players know about.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the adventure begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ores Mined: 3682 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyMigrantPayouts

    CraftyMigrantPayouts
    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF BUILDING IN THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE PAY MIGRANTS $34,000 TO GO HOME! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SWEDEN, BABY, AND WE’RE THROWING CASH AT PEOPLE TO LEAVE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GIANT STATUE OF A MOOSE RIDING A UNICORN! WE DON’T CARE, AS LONG AS YOU’RE HAVING FUN!

    ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN COLLECT RAINBOW POOP AND USE IT AS BUILDING MATERIAL!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1510 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Oblivion Kits

    Oblivion Kits

    Welcome to Oblivion Kits, the ultimate Kit PvP server where epic battles and strategy reign supreme! Dive into a dynamic arena where you can select from a wide array of custom kits, each designed to offer a unique combat experience. Sharpen your skills, team up with friends, or go solo to climb the leaderboards and prove your dominance. With regular updates, balanced gameplay, and a thriving community, Oblivion Kits promises endless action and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned PvP veteran or a newcomer eager to test your mettle, Oblivion Kits is the place to unleash your competitive spirit!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7679 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Half-bakedCraft: The World of Uncommon Sense. Java 1.20.2+, zero resets or griefing, with a touch of economy. Avg. 15 online.

    Half-bakedCraft: The World of Uncommon Sense. Java 1.20.2+, zero resets or griefing, with a touch of economy. Avg. 15 online.

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Click here for a sneak peek.

    Important Features:

    The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.
    No pay-to-win paid perks
    Resource worlds (resets monthly)
    Live map: https://map.hearthcraft.net/
    Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech.
    Pet system
    Land claiming
    Active economy system with player shops, warps, auctions, etc.
    Marriage plugin
    Leaderboards with various categories

    Technical Details:

    Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
    Uses Purpur
    Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback
    Main world size: 90,000 * 90,000

    Additional Information:

    FAQ

    Questions:

    1. Is griefing allowed on the server?
    2. Are there any pay-to-win features in the store?
    3. What is the server’s stance on hate speech?

    Answers:

    1. No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
    2. There are no pay-to-win paid perks in the store.
    3. The server has a zero tolerance policy for any form of hate speech.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Zionist Voting /pol/ Minecraft Server

    Zionist Voting /pol/ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have political debates that make CNN look like a kindergarten playground! Join us and witness the epic battle between the right wingers who are voting for the Zionist candidate and the left wingers who are team non-zionist. Will there be peace in the virtual world or will chaos reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Animals Bred: 147 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Forgotten Shows I Love

    Minecraft SMP: Forgotten Shows I Love
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a forgotten show that you love – full of surprises, twists, and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build giant statues of your favorite forgotten TV show characters, create elaborate redstone contraptions that will blow everyone’s minds, and participate in epic server-wide events that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate champion of our wacky world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of a forgotten show that you love brought to life in blocky form. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DumpsterDiveCraft Minecraft Server

    DumpsterDiveCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a daycare on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like the time a parent came back looking for their toddler’s stuffed toy and our staff accidentally threw it in the dumpster. Talk about a plot twist!

    But don’t worry, we promise not to throw your precious items in the trash (unless you ask us to, we don’t judge). So come join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even find your own lost stuffed toy along the way!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Animals Bred: 114 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Potions Brewed: 194

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CreepyCraft: Parent Edition

    CreepyCraft: Parent Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your daughter away from creepy dads and bad influences? Look no further than our server! We promise no underage drinking or sketchy truck rides here!

    Join our server for a safe and fun environment where you can trust that your daughter won’t be pressured into skipping school or getting drunk. Our server is filled with friendly players who just want to build and explore without any drama.

    Forget about worrying over Life360 locations or sneaky text messages – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or find the rarest diamond.

    So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, your daughter will thank you for it! Just don’t tell her we spilled the beans about her sneaky adventures 😉

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 399
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BlockBluesCraft

    BlockBluesCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena when you defeat it. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies bring you flowers instead of brains. So come on, join us and let’s turn that frown upside down!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dimension Hops: 0
    Magic Items Found: 4438 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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