Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	3695

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mines Excavated:	2884	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Items Found:	2421
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	111
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	100	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	642	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	203261
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9446	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Villages Defended:	8

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	83
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	2

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7955
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com

Solumcraft

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	7165
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	6310

Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

solumcraft.com