Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Infinite Apples

Infinite Apples is a Minecraft server which has been up and running – in one form or another – since the game was in alpha. The server runs 24/7 and has developed an international community of creative builders both young and old. With Bukkit and the Multiverse plugin, Infinite Apples now offers multiple worlds to explore and build in. We look forward to the continuing evolution of the server and it’s community!

Infinite Apples 2.0 has just recently released on Oct. 16, 2012 with new maps and a new leadership. New maps and content are being added monthly so don’t miss out… Join today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Bridge

Creative, Factions, Survival, Towny

A chill Towny server that is based on a 1:500 scale map of the earth with an active player base and supreme staff structureing.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	123	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Forsaken Craft

Pvp minecraft server with plugins such as Factions, mcmmo, and raiding is allowed.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EUPVP

Anarchy, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

EUPVP is a practice PVP server dedicated to bringing the best Vanilla PVP practice experience for 1.16, we are based in Europe to give our players their best possible ping.

In this server you practice any form of pvp from axe/shields and UHC all the way up to end crystal PVP anarchy style. We are dedicated solely to 1.16 pvp support and you have creative mode to enable you to customise your own kit to practice with.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Terramining

Do you have what it takes to live in a medieval world? Lets see…Your Kingdom Awaits…

24/7 • No Whitelist • No Lag • Factions • PvP • Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build • Anti-Grief • Shops and more!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

reewee smp

Survival

a fun smp with some people u will get starter kits and more goodluck on building ur base we are also gonna make a pvp area so have fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

IronMinecraft

A fun server with loads of features such as HungerGames, Capture the Flag, Treefarm, Public MobTraps, iConomy. Hope to see you in Ironminecraft soon!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Amigas forever

Creative

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	184
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crimson Ingot

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

You have discovered a unique and exciting Minecraft RP Server experience. Crimson Ingot is an ever changing world – where you become part of the story. There are many interesting facets that set this server apart from other PVP Style Servers – when you enter the land of Templehelm you will find a land full of Magic, Intrigue, Adventure and Deities! Role-playing here is encouraged and rewarded – IT’s a truly enjoyable and enriching experience. The main features of this server are: Skills, NPCs, Quests Factions, Economy, Shops, Magic, Classes and More Recipes. However some of the more interesting aspects of the server are: Kings – Only Kings can create Factions and completely manage the finances and members. Oracles – Another unique class to Crimson Ingot – Oracles are able to see who placed/removed blocks. Powerful Magic – Mages and Archers have different destructive magic and arrow based on their chosen creed. Creeds – This Server is not policed by Server Moderators – Instead the Land is watched over by six omnipotent Deities – any one of these Deities can be aligned with and you will gain particular Powers, Skills and Abilities depending on your chosen alignment – allowing each to have a unique game-changing power, including: Immunity from Monsters, Store XP in Bookshelves, Breathe Underwater, No Hunger and much more. These Deities may answer your prayers or bring their wrath down from the heavens. Limited Rain – Thanks to the Deity Deserma – you will not have to endure too much rain. Hidden Treasure and Spell Books – Explore the map to seek amazing riches and unique magical powers. Shrines and Temples – Impress the Deities with your building skills to receive favour and reward.

There is much, much more – but this you will have to discover for yourself…

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CloudMC

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy Server – Hacking Is Allowed – NO LAG MACHINES

Join The Discord To Join A Faction – Main Factions =============

The Calvary

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MFC Direwolf20 server

This server is an BUILD server, so you can join/Make a town and PvE. Also this server is for the people that can really stay alive and make a living in this world. Are YOU ready for the challenge?

Dont Forget to leave a Diamond.

About our server: Our server is 50 slots with 16 GB of RAM. Our server is a survival server. PvP is not enabled, But is enabled in the PvP areas Towns are FREE PvP Arenas Also you can buy and sell items with ChestShop

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	6519

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vanilla Twist

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Desolate Sands

Desolate Sands RPG

IP: 69.175.9.8:25565

Website: http://desolatesands.enjin.com/

Join Us For Towny, RPG, Shops, Dungeons, PvP, and more! 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

hr伺服器

This is a survival server with many plug-ins. The most important thing is for Taiwanese to play. Foreigners please bring your own translator. We have economy, monster enhancement, MCMMO and various plug-ins to increase the fun of RPG games. But it will not make the original fun of MINECRAFT disappear. There are also various players’ buildings, as well as public buildings built by the OP alone. Everyone is welcome to join.To apply, please go to http://forum.gamer.com.tw/C.php?bsn=18673&snA=12661&last=1#down to apply

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Farms Harvested:	134

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CapitalCraft

Economy, Survival

Welcome to CapitalCraft, a Minecraft Survival server, with several plugins engineered towards economy and exploration!

CapitalCraft is a free-roam typed game where there are several ways to make money. In CapitalCraft, you need money for [b] almost [/b] everything! The economy features a Stock Market, an Auction House, Jobs, and many other ways to make money! Players increase in Rank and Prestige in two ways. To increase in Rank, a player needs to reach a certain amount of time played, and money earned. To increase in Prestige, a player needs to reach a certain amount of money earned in the Stock Market.

Why not come check us out? The fruits of Capitalism await!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!