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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7761 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5314 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dance parties with Endermen, treasure hunts where the prize is a pet dragon, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves. It’s wild, it’s wacky, and it’s waiting for you to join the madness.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least make it hilariously chaotic.