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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1429 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 60 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6578 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to be put in a box.
Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of hidden gems, just waiting to be discovered. From secret underground bases to epic build battles, there’s never a dull moment in our world.
So why should you join? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Come hang out with us and let your inner goofball shine. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite place to call home in the Minecraft universe.
