Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Emeralds Found: 7256
Secret Passages Found: 8 Mines Excavated: 4995
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

    CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!
    If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 487
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Potions Brewed: 139
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DesertingTroopsMC Server

    DesertingTroopsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Crops Grown: 8705 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • UkrainianDroneDrama

    UkrainianDroneDrama
    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Towns Built: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Touching Universe Craft

    Touching Universe Craft
    so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

    imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

    we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

    our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

    so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

    But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Boom Time Minecraft SMP

    Boom Time Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Potions Brewed: 157 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 286 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MotelBlockerCraft

    MotelBlockerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

    Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

    ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun
    So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

    We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

    Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom
    Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Towns Built: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Magic Items Found: 8001
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Touchdown Minecraft SMP

    Touchdown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

    But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 126
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

    Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

    Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

    Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TurkeyCraft2021

    TurkeyCraft2021
    🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

    👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

    📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

    🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

    💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SkinSwapCraft

    SkinSwapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

    Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

    So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 350
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

    ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!
    so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • 3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

    At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Farms Harvested: 313 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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