Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 16
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Magic Items Found: 7276
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Void Gems Collected: 34

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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