Minecraft SMP: MediterraN00b General

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: three little Gweeblies just hanging around, minding their own business, when suddenly they realize they’re on their way to the slaughterhouse! But fear not, because on this server, anything is possible.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So why wait? Join now and become part of the madness. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Gweeblies – they may look innocent, but they’re always plotting something devious.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	108	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Runes Activated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5934	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6898	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Farms Harvested:	173
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	7582	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	138	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!