Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Buildings Constructed: 30
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Alien Abductions: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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