Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

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Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

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Corsaire Minecraft Server

Server Name	Corsaire
Theme	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features

Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I build my own town?	Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
Can I create my own warships?	Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
How can I become a dominant power on the server?	Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Items Found:	5083
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	59	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2968
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6179
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	New Chunks Explored:	939063

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ventilator Vibes

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	630	Enchantments Applied:	158
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.