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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6953 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.
Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!
