Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.
Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!