Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2537	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Crops Grown:	8445	Dragon Eggs Found:	6785

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	204
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Votes:	1028
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	288702	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crops Grown:	5330	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4673
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Secret Passages Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5871	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
New Chunks Explored:	219495	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Animals Bred:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3988	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Emeralds Found:	2686	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Farms Harvested:	848	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!