Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	6831	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dimension Hops:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5059	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	3538	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Ores Mined:	8318	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Animals Bred:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Potions Brewed:	137
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Crops Grown:	1933
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Votes:	1632	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Emeralds Found:	5456
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Emeralds Found:	8384	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Farms Harvested:	273	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Votes:	5026
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Towns Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Emeralds Found:	1070	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!