Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of local language models, but don’t let that fool you, things get absolutely bonkers here.

Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, on /lmg/ you’ll be training Qwen 2.5 on an 18 trillion token dataset while riding a llama that’s been quantized to b1.58 through finetuning. And let’s not forget about Mistral releasing a new 22B model with 128k context and function calling – it’s like trying to navigate a maze while juggling flaming potatoes.

But that’s not all, we’ve got DataGemma with DataCommons retrieval that will have you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably at the same time. And if you think you can handle the madness, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena where AI’s battle it out, or the Censorbench where things get so censored, you’ll question reality itself.

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of insanity and chaos, join /lmg/ today and see if you can survive the madness of local language models in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Towns Built: 10
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CamsUHC

    CamsUHC

    Play Ultimate Hard Core Minecraft with your friends, online friends, or random users! To make this Ultimate Hard Core, more ultimate, we added a twist. You can uses amazing kits to help you in PvP!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • GuardianGames

    GuardianGames

    Welcome to GuardianGames.de, an exciting Minecraft network currently in beta and mainly offers the popular game mode “CityBuild”. Our goal is to provide a unique and entertaining gaming experience that takes you into a virtual world full of creativity and adventure. At GuardianGames.de we attach great importance to an active and committed community. We are constantly striving to improve the gaming experience improve and therefore offer an open ear for feedback and suggestions.

    Best regards

    Guardian Games Team!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Runes Activated: 2 New Chunks Explored: 930395
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DON’T DROP THE SOAP PRISON SERVER

    DON’T DROP THE SOAP PRISON SERVER

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    Don’t Drop the Soap server is a prison server in which you start at bottom doing various jobs to make money and purchase your way up the ranks. Once enough money is made, you may buy yourself out of prison, into freedom. More on these ranks and what jobs you can do to earn the ranks will be specified later on in this post.The server is online 24/7 ran on a dedicated server. We have 75 slots at the moment with little to no lag.

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    From the lowest Block 3 to the prestige Block 0, life in prison becomes easier as you move up. With less PvP areas, better job, and an overall nicer environment, the price for each block increases as you move up. Below is the list of ranks that you can purchase by using the in-game command /rankup but you must have the money in your account or you will be denied for a rank up. You earn money to rank up by doing various jobs within the server like fishing, mining and many more which will be discussed in depth below!

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    Cost: $0.00This is the starting block, this is where your journey begins. All new players start here. Here, the largest PvP area and hardest working jobs make life grim.

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    Cost: $15,000

    A small step up from Block 3. The decreased PvP and higher paying jobs make the prison seem a bit better. Still always be sure to watch your back.

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    Cost: $40,000The second highest block, this area has well paying jobs, and a reliable source of ready food. The vast space and nice architecture is much needed upgrade compared to the previous blocks.

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    Cost: $75,000The most elite block prior to being free. This block has jobs that can’t be beat and has no PvP areas at all. Choose from either the dirt mine or the multiple mob farms for a steady income of money.

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    Cost: $125,000You have bought your way out of prison, and are a free man! You are free to roam the world outside of prison. You can build whatever you want, wherever you want! Hide your base well because greifing is not prohibited. You may come back to the prison at any time to sell or buy whatever goods you have or may need. Keep in mind you must still abide by prison rules while in the prison.

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    The highest achievable rank on the server, coming with great responsibility. The Warden maintains all activity going on in the server and prison. Only earned through trust and loyalty. The Warden regulates events, moderates the chat, and keeps the server at it’s best.

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    Cost: Pricing at shop.ddtsmc.comDonor privelages Include:

    – More purchasable plots– Private Donator log mine– Sheep Farms– Ability to sell items for higher prices– Colored name in-game (You choose the colour)

    -Donations of $100 or more will grant the user a custom tag of choice as well as being part of the Uber-donor group.

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    Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban or muteNone of the following is allowed:

    – Mods.– Cheating clients.– Advertising other servers.– Repeated offensive behavior.– X-ray texture packs / hacks.– Finding exploits and abusing them.

    – Doing large giveaways

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    Failure to follow these rules may result in a jail

    None of the following is permitted in the prison:

    – Pushing.– PvP abusing.– PvP camping.– PvP safe-zoning.– PvP camping.– Using damaging potions (Poison, insta-damage).– Wielding contraband items (swords, flint and steel, bow and arrows).– Swords, If you’re caught with a sword a guard will ask for it and then count from 5.

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    If you would like to be a guard in-game, feel free to send in an application at bit.ly/mcsoap

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    If you have been banned in-game, feel free to send in a ban appeal at bit.ly/mcsoap

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Crops Grown: 9734 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SwoleCraft

    SwoleCraft

    IP for PC/Java: play.swolecraft.com The official Stomsh Minecraft server! Featuring: Economy Survival, Creative plots, SkyWars, SkyBlock and PVP! New gamemodes will be added soon. NEW: The mall! Get your own shop to sell your items to other players in the beautiful new mall! The survival is an economy 1.16.5 survival, you can claim land, buy various items in the shop, trade with other players and you can even buy your own shop in the mall where you can sell your items! You can survival with all your friends, because the server is cross-platform!

    You can play with your Bedrock MCPE and W10 Edition as well! IP for bedrock (PE/W10) clients: bedrock.swolecraft.com (port: 25565) There is a nice community, especially on the official Discord. Please come and have a look around!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Emeralds Found: 1144
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

    SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay
    SoftSlayer is a small and simple community survival server. We are mostly vanilla with some sprinkles. Server has been running since 2011 non-stop, how unlucky. Bedrock support for PC, phones, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox etc.

    Dynmap – Discord

    ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⇒ How to join━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Java IP: softslayer.com

    Bedrock IP: softslayer.com:25612

    How to connect with Bedrock via consoles:Xbox – PS4, PS5 – Switch

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 53 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Dimension Hops: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Farms Harvested: 658
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • KiwiCloud

    KiwiCloud

    This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Holocraft

    Holocraft

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

    • Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

    IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

    Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Runes Activated: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • 🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19

    🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19
    IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

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    Grief.

    Steal.

    Set traps.

    Kill.

    Harass.

    Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

    Use whatever language you like.

    ONLY hackers get banned.

    Everything else is fair game!

    The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

    Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

    This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

    Good luck!

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    IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Athenaz

    Athenaz

    Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Prism

    Prism

    #1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Villages Defended: 17 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MCVerse City

    MCVerse City
    UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

    Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

    September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

    We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

    General Info

    Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

    Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

    Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

    Market now live!

    Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

    Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • zombie-craft.se

    zombie-craft.se

    A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

    Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

    Pixel SMP

    • Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

    • Temperatures and seasons!

    Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

    • Free Daily Crate Keys!

    • Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

    • VR ViveCraft mod supported!

    Bedrock port: 5216

    https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • AnarchyMC

    AnarchyMC

    AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SlimeCraft Slimefun

    SlimeCraft Slimefun

    SlimeCraft 1.20 Java y Bedrock Play from 1.9 to 1.20.1 24/7 and 0 Lag Get machines, new tools, weapons, special armor, backpacks, elevators and more than 1000 special items with Slimefun. Over 250 new OP enchantments. Many missions that will give you epic rewards. Dungeons and Bosses Protections of all sizes Events and Giveaways. And much more! https://discord.gg/72Wm5cY6gV

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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