Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 140 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6448

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 149 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

    MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • 2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

    2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LiteBox server Minecraft

    LiteBox server Minecraft
    The owner of the “LiteBox” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we block Israeli and Bulgarian players from joining because they’re too busy downloading torrents instead of building epic structures! But fear not, because we offer a massive collection of classic TV shows and movies in stunning HD quality for FREE. We’re practically begging you to download from us instead of paying for Netflix – that’s how generous we are!

    Join us and be part of a community that’s dedicated to disturbing society in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs to follow the rules when you can break them in the most entertaining ways? So come on, join our server and let’s cause some chaos together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3067 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP

    Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with their basic rules and bland landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with a nice blue board that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a sea of creativity.

    Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. We’ve got players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, and legends of a secret diamond mine that only the bravest adventurers dare to explore.

    So come on and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few explosions (we don’t talk about those). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds. Let’s get crafting, my friends!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 395 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battles Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pirate’s adventure on the high seas? Look no further than our server, where you can join the ongoing Houshou META Cruise Mission and rock a Suffren party dress skin like a true fashionista.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Nagato META event and relive the Whydah memory like a time-traveling pirate. And don’t miss out on the Aquilifier Ballade rerun, where you can party with the likes of Roma in style.

    Upcoming events include the Tempesta event, where you can snag SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth-Adventure. Plus, get ready for skins for Tempesta, Atago, Owari, and Bristol that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    And if you’re worried about losing your account, just bind it before the game updates or risk walking the plank. Oh, and don’t bother looking for an /alg/ discord, because we’re too cool for that.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a To Love Ru collab event that will blow your mind. See you in the game, mateys!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Vinland Saga Minecraft SMP

    Vinland Saga Minecraft SMP
    Alright, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you about this server that will blow your mind!

    Picture this: the editor of Vinland Saga himself, Akira Kanai, has declared that this server is the only place where you can truly experience a happy ending. And not just any happy ending, but a Minecraft happy ending that will leave you in tears of joy!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the climax of this server is so intense that even Akira Kanai couldn’t handle it. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the epicness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s over…in the best way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY