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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5306 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 9082 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Join us as we battle against the invading niggers (zombies, of course) who have no culture but still manage to cause chaos. Witness the Europeans who are so petty and concerned with the most mundane things that it’s almost laughable. And don’t even get us started on the Englishmen who would probably scoff at the mere mention of our server.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious memes, and a culture that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then come join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.