Minecraft SMP: Jerking Off to Sex Scenes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockPartyFamDinner

annual dinner, Apology, BlockPartyFamDinner, Boundaries, brothers, city, City Living, Communication, complex relationship, Conflict Resolution, family dinner, family dynamics, glass half empty, glass half full, hosting dinner, parents, Personalities, Siblings, sister-in-law, Village, village life

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, passive-aggressive in-laws, and intense family dinners.

Are you a glass-half-full player or a glass-half-empty player? It doesn’t matter, because on our server, we embrace all personalities (even the ones who’d rather die than sleep over at your place).

Experience the thrill of hosting family dinners in Minecraft, where you can invite your siblings but ban their spouses for epic showdowns. Will you demand an apology before allowing them in your virtual house? The choice is yours!

Join us for a server like no other, where the drama is as intense as a zombie siege. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft family feuds to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HopeCraft: Building a Better Tomorrow

#sustainability, building, collaboration, Community, compassion, education, Empathy, Environment, equality, Future, Hope, HopeCraft, innovation, Justice, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, resilience, Technology, Tomorrow, Unity, world

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, secret dungeons, and even teach you how to speak llama (it’s a real language, I swear).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyDesertKingdom

arab-israeli conflict, CraftyDesertKingdom, Crown Prince, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, reconciliation, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, two-state solution

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the players are actually secret agents for saudi arabia and israel, but they gotta work together to build the ultimate base and defeat the evil ender dragon.

the crown prince of saudi arabia is like the boss of the server and he’s all like “no recognition for israel until we have a palestinian state, yo!” and everyone’s like “yeah, we gotta make peace in minecraft first before we can do it in real life, bro.”

join this server for the most epic diplomatic minecraft battles and crazy alliances you’ll ever see. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the map that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate ruler of the server.

come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s make peace through minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	111
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DizzyCraft: Watch Your Step!

aging, balance, Contribute, correlation, dizziness, DizzyCraft, Factors, Falls, Future, geriatrics, health, likelihood, meta analysis, older adults, Prevention, research, Risk, Stability, statistics, step, study, vertigo, watch

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little block house and tending to your pixelated farm, when BAM! You start feeling dizzy out of nowhere. But don’t worry, because on our server, dizziness is actually a good thing!

Yup, you heard me right. If you start feeling dizzy while playing on our server, you’re actually over 60% more likely to fall into some crazy adventure in the future. Forget about boring old regular falls, we’re talking about falling into hidden dungeons, falling into treasure troves, falling into epic battles with dragons and creepers.

And get this, even if you think there might be other factors contributing to your risk of falling, like maybe you ate too many virtual carrots or stayed up too late mining for diamonds, it doesn’t matter. On our server, dizziness is the key to unlocking a whole new world of excitement and danger.

So come join us on the most thrilling Minecraft server out there, where dizziness isn’t just a side effect, it’s a ticket to the ride of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	410652	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	1198	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Chrome Network

Adventure, building, Creative mode, Earth, Earthsmp, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming Community, minecraft Java, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, redstone engineering, role playing, Server Events, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Lots of fun to be had! Smp, EarthSMP, Pixelmon, and more games coming soon! Minecraft Java 1.16.5 and other mods.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6564	Dragon Eggs Found:	5796
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Aqua Planet SMP

Adventure, Aqua Planet SMP, Bosses, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Fun, Fun Community, great staff, Ip:, Islands, Land claiming, Minecraft, Monsters, oceans, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Survival, Version, vote parties

Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!

We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]

↕️ DISCORD: apsmp.com/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Farms Harvested:	501	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Towns Built:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Max8abug, McMoonface, Minecraft, Moonbat, Moony, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

#dare, adorable, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, challenge, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, fashion, Gorgeous, Irresistible, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, SWEET

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	2543	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

culinary indulgence, decadent meals, eating sushi, exclusive dining, expensive food, extravagant meals, fine dining, fine dining experience, foodie experience, gourmet dining, gourmet sushi, high-end restaurants, high-priced sushi, indulgent sushi, lavish dining, luxury dining experience, luxury dining., Michelin star restaurants, Minecraft, premium dining, restaurants, smp, star, sushi, upscale sushi

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Potions Brewed:	83
Emeralds Found:	1758	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

Beirut, blast, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Crisis, death toll, Destruction, device, Edition, emergency response, explosions, Incident, International, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Second Wave, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, world news

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

Chat, Communication, couples, Crafty, digital communication, digital intimacy, Emotional support, face-to-face support, long distance relationships, love, married participants, online connections, online dating, online relationships, online support, PIXEL, Relationship Building, relationship success, Relationship talk, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections, virtual support

so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Buildings Constructed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	285
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7334