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AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dimension Hops:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5666
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
New Chunks Explored:	516459	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	547439	Divine Spears Created:	18

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	2435

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
New Chunks Explored:	820607	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3323
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7259	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Void Gems Collected:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Votes:	5512
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5885	Farms Harvested:	864
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

Players:	94/700	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Star Shards Collected:	230	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	170	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4