Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ruinscraft – Main

Ruinscraft is a survival free-build server. We are a 24/7 server with a thriving economy, and several great builders. Also, we have PreciousStones so you can protect your builds from nasty griefers. Join us today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EagleSMP

new, smp, Survival, Team Pvp, Youtubers

The EagleSMPA new SMP you can join! You can Create teams and PvP against other teams!

The Server is Java and Bedrock so feel free to join us!Discord Link: discord.gg/zpKG8nXb

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Guild-Craft

Main plugins: –> Factions –> Economy

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Chill Zone

Survival, Whitelist

Hello and welcome to The Chill Zone. We are a small community of members that are looking for a relaxing end to a stressful day.

Here are a few things our server includes….

– Custom Fishing Datapack that changes the items you can acquire from fishing – Blaze & Cave Custom Datapack – Custom Role Prefixes – And more…

IMPORTANT NOTE: This server is whitelist required. Join the discord server for more information…

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MadGaming

Factions, PvP, Survival

madgaming.eu is a factions survival server. We have a wide range of plugins, features and friendly staff. Our server is hosted on dedicated hardware located in Europe. Visit our website at www.madgaming.eu for more information on our server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ZentralCraft Network

PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

ZentralCraft Network is a Hispanic Minecraft server, where you can play 3 modalities together with several users!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Freedom United

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Freedom United is a server where we allow the player to have a lot of freedom of what they want to do. We give you alot of plugins to play with, while still trying to maintain that Vanilla feeling we all know and love!

For example, we have hundreds of quests availible to you. We have intresting areas you can explore, Coop arena’s, cities where you can buy stuff, and much much more! (Full list down below!). All this, while keeping the Vanilla Feel! Players are allowed to build, walk, kill, and explore all they want!

Link to the Dynmap: http://94.213.198.23:8123/ __________

The IP for our server is: 94.213.198.23 Feel free to join! You are always welcome considering there is no Whitelist !

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Urucraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Server 1.8 to 1.20 Modalities: Survival, Creative and SkyBlock, We are a newly opened Network in expansion

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AngelsCraft

Hey guys welcome to AngelzCraft we feature some awesome plugins including : *Factions *Timeismoney *Lockette *Bounty *Dogtags *And many more =)

Our server holds 200 people at a time WITH NO LAG!!! and the server is up 24/7 We have awesome staff with 10 Admins, 1 Mod, 1 Co-Owner, and 1 Owner.

IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DEADZONEmc

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Max level >> 150 Starting money 500 Reserve every midnight Wedding lock box protection Bank – keep level – die without dropping items Level lifeskill +buff random box NPC trading Create a guild + NPC send quests Log in to receive daily rewards /reward Make something permanent NPC gives out free buffs ⁠buff-shop

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GoPro

The best Latvian server! McMMo Factions 50 slots 24/7 No lag! Shop!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

IgniteSMP

Anarchy, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IgniteSMP is a survival Minecraft server that features a slowly expanding custom map with realistic biomes, borders, and landmarks. Players can travel across continents, oceans, and islands using boats, planes, and nether portals. They can also claim land for their civilization, form alliances, start wars, and trade or fight for resources. When you’re ready to begin exploring, building and conquering, then you’ll know it’s time to join the IgniteSMP server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Anarchic Frontiers

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Anarchic Frontiers” space expedition’s mission is to colonize new worlds where several competing socio-political ideologies are in play. Voluntaryism, Statism, and Anocracy. How will followers of these philosophies interact with each other? will they find peace? trade? prosperity? or will it be a bloody spectacle! Write your own story in this unique, challenging and thought provoking environment!

* Tight-knit casual community * Scaleable Protection against griefing. * Extra Hard Difficulty * Quest system to introduce features and offer some rewards * VAMPIRES, beware creatures of the night who feed on the living! * Player managed shopkeepers can be setup to Buy and Sell, using any items as currency. * Cheat detection and Orebfuscation (hides ore and hidden chests from x-ray cheaters) are in effect. * There are many server performance optimizations, bug fixes and improvements, some of which also improve client performance. * 99.9% Uptime verified for over a year. * Data integrity is guaranteed, data is backed up daily. * Check website for more features/modifications/info.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FuntimeLifestelNetwork

LifeSteal

There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and N3.MCST.IO:8670 is where you will find it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MagnaUni

Chatting, Communityfocused, Cultures, Friendlycommunity, International, Kingdoms, Minimalplugins, Multilanguage, Nogrief, Survival

Welcome to MagnaUni,

your cozy corner of the Minecraft universe where simplicity meets heartwarming camaraderie! Here, it’s not just a server; it’s a snug home for fellow adventurers from across the globe to share culture, swap stories, and embark on unforgettable blocky journeys together.

🌍 A Global Gathering: Join our diverse family of players from all over the world. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about building connections with people from different cultures, sharing experiences, and making friends from so many places.

🌱 Back to Basics: Dive into the essence of Minecraft with us. Our survival server keeps it simple, with just enough plugins to enhance the fun without losing that authentic vanilla Minecraft charm. It’s the kind of place where you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the game the way it was meant to be.

🤝 Neighbors, Not Strangers: No grief, no stress—just good vibes! Our community thrives on collaboration. Join forces with your fellow players, embark on epic builds, and revel in the joy of creating together. Your masterpieces are safe with us!

👂 Your Ideas Matter: At MagnaUni, everyone’s voice is heard. Our friendly staff team is all ears for your suggestions and feedback.

🌈 More Than Just Blocks: MagnaUni is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a warm and welcoming space where your imagination takes flight. Connect with kindred spirits, explore new horizons, and revel in the simple joys of Minecraft with friends who feel like family.

Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story, and every player is a cherished part of our tight-knit community. Adventure, laughter, and genuine connections await – come on in, the fire’s warm, and the friends are even warmer! 🌟

❤️‍🔥 https://discord.gg/kCkafxFRVu ❤️‍🔥

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	170	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!