Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

BROMANCE, Cinema, comedy, culture, Entertainment, film, gender, guy talk, humor, inside jokes, ITT, locker room talk, male bonding, male perspective, man cave, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Movie, movie scenes, Scenes, smp, Stereotypes, testosterone humor, understand, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

Test Result Trouble Server

Access, April 2021, Clarity, Communication, confusion, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, INFORMATION, law, legislation, Medical, patient empowerment, Patients, Recommendations, result.., Server, standard reports, test, test results, Trouble, Understanding, worry

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Void Armor Forged:	25	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can access ur test results before ur doctor even sees them! u can be ahead of the game and confuse urself with all the medical jargon, increasing ur stress levels to the max! who needs doctors when u have minecraft, amirite? scientists recommend our server for the most standard reports…whatever that means. so come on down and join the chaos, cuz who needs logic when u have minecraft!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, activities, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Easy Progression, Features, Guards, Ip:, non-op, non-p2w, og, PORT, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, Version, Website

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: What kind of events can players participate in?

A: Players can participate in PvP events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Are there any in-game rewards for fishing?

A: Yes, players can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

Q: Are there any plans to add Guards to the server?

A: Yes, Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Island Explorers Guild 1.20.4

1.20.4, abortion clinics, antidepressants, atheism, Christianity, critical race theory, disability advocates, economics professors, English language, Explorers, gay pride parades, GDP growth, gender affirming surgeries, guild, Immigrants, ISLAND, McDonalds, plastic toys, pornography, queer theory, Rap Music, Stock Markets, Traveling, video games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4664
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can introduce McDonald’s, English language, and even gay pride parades to the natives! Show them the wonders of critical race theory and rap music while calling them jealous small dick racists who need medicine. There’s no Sentinelese race, just individuals ready to join your culture. Come and be part of this chaotic adventure!

ToxicCultureMC SMP

country culture, cultural attitudes, cultural behavior, cultural beliefs, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural norms, cultural practices, cultural toxicity, cultural toxicity in communities, cultural toxicity in nations, cultural toxicity in society, cultural toxicity in the world, Cultural traditions, cultural values, harmful culture, negative culture, smp, societal toxicity, toxic culture, ToxicCultureMC

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most toxic culture in your country but in a good way! Like, we have players who will literally build giant statues of themselves and demand sacrifices of diamonds every full moon. And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and lava. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin. It’s wild, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

BookCrafters

Author, bestseller, Book, BookCrafters, bookstore, bookworm, Characters, classic, Contemporary, favourite book, Fiction, genre, library, literary, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, Plot, reading

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Farms Harvested:	765
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is sit around and discuss literature? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we bring your favorite books to life in the most epic way possible. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with the help of Gandalf. Who needs a book club when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join now for a literary adventure like no other!

KruglenkoeCraft Minecraft Server

Ambush, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly, Defeat, Defense, frontline report, Geopolitics, International, Kruglenkoe, KruglenkoeCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korean forces, RETALIATION, russia, Server, SKIRMISH, strategy, Ukrainian trap, WARFARE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	209629
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then u gotta join our server, where we have the most intense battles u can imagine.

imagine this: u and ur friends are exploring a mysterious cave when suddenly, u stumble upon a secret portal that transports u to a world where North Korean forces are battling Ukrainian soldiers near Russia’s Kruglenkoe. u gotta choose a side and fight for ur life in this epic showdown.

But wait, there’s more! we have hidden treasures, magical creatures, and even a talking llama who will guide u on ur quest. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. don’t miss out on the action, join now!

KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong

Assassination, BALKANS, Barricades, Conflict, death, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, extremism, international relations, kosovo, KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong, Militia, nationalism, News, paramilitary group, Political unrest, Radicalism, Serbian Chetnik, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	10527	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dementia Risk Server

Aging population, cognitive decline, Crafty, dementia, dementia development, dementia prevention, dementia risk, education level, health disparities, mental health, neurological disorders, POVERTY, poverty and dementia, poverty consequences, poverty correlation, poverty effects, poverty impact, poverty research, poverty risk, reduced attainment, Risk, risk of dementia, Server, socioeconomic status

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Mines Excavated:	3068
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	3379
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be like, super smart? well, this server is the place for u! join us and u will be so smart u will never forget where u put ur diamonds! plus, if u join, u will be protected from the evil dementia monsters that try to steal ur brain cells. so come on, join us and become the smartest player in all of minecraft!

Eco Craft Haven 1.20

Craft, Eco, Haven

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Animals Bred:	23	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a party in your brain? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a galaxy of cheese!

You’ll be mining diamonds while jamming out to sick beats from DJ Creepers, who will blow your mind with his sick drops and explosive tunes.

And get this, our PvP arena is like a battle royale on steroids, with players duking it out with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you question if you’re even in the same dimension anymore.

Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a pair of Enderman’s pants, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience a virtual world that’s more bonkers than a chicken wearing a top hat!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

Accountability, advocacy, autism, behavior management, Boundaries, BroBros, Communication, compassion, consequences, discipline, Empathy, family dynamics, Honesty, intervention, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, special needs, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ores Mined:	9472	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Looking for a place where you can get away with anything and everything? Look no further!

Join us for a wild ride filled with fake Facebook accounts, school shooting jokes (totally hilarious, right?), and fat-shaming your relatives. Our players are experts at pushing boundaries and getting away with it all, just like Dean!

But that’s not all – we also have cat bullying, subtle parent antagonizing, and a whole lot of “I’m not being bad, right?” moments. Our community is all about pushing the limits and seeing just how far we can go without facing any consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troublemaker run wild, join us now! Just remember, on this server, anything goes – no matter how outrageous or controversial. See you there!

NoRoomForBrosGF

apartment living, brothers girlfriend, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, family expectations, Family Support, financial strain, living situation, long-term guest, lost job, NoRoomForBrosGF, personal comfort, personal space, privacy concerns, relationship boundaries, roommate conflict, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, support network, temporary living arrangement

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Emeralds Found:	7593	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space and privacy! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about unwanted houseguests moving in for “at least 6 months” without your consent.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of your brother’s girlfriend taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place for those who value peace and quiet after a long day of mining and crafting.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family harmony. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story and stand up for your right to a drama-free gaming experience.

So, are you ready to join a community where boundaries are respected and crazy in-laws don’t invade your virtual home? Come on over and let’s build a world where you can game in peace!

AgeCraft: No More Adulting

adulting, AgeCraft, aging, arthritis, back pain, FATIGUE, forgetfulness, getting older, gray hair, health issues, hearing loss, Loneliness, loss of independence, Memory Loss, Menopause, mobility issues, Retirement, self esteem, slowing down, societal expectations, vision loss, wrinkles

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Tired of adulting and responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of growing older and frolic in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated castle! Say goodbye to bills and deadlines, and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual paradise.

Our server is so epic, even time itself is jealous! Rumor has it that players who join our server never age a day, thanks to the magical properties of our enchanted blocks. You’ll be forever young and carefree, just like Peter Pan but with better graphics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where players can take a dip and emerge looking 10 years younger. Forget expensive skincare products and plastic surgery, all you need is a diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of growing older. Who needs wrinkles and gray hairs when you can have infinite diamonds and creeper explosions instead?

PortCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, Attacks, Defense, Drones, Economy, international relations, Leningrad Oblast, Military, Minecraft, port security, PortCraft, russia, russia news, sea trade ports, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Surveillance, Technology, Trade, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING RUSSIA’S SEA PORTS, but in a fun way, not like in real life, lol. join us and help defend against the drone invasion while building your own epic base. who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitical? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. come join us now before the drones take over everything, including your mom’s house.

LiriCraft: Hostage-Free Zone

Hamas, Hostage, HostageFree, Liri Albag, LiriCraft, long tail tag, releases, sign of life, Video, Zone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier shenanigans than a llama on a pogo stick! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is releasing videos about it! Can you believe it? They’re like, “Yo, check out this server, it’s so wild even our hostages are playing on it!” And like, Liri Albag is there, building the most epic rollercoaster you’ve ever seen! So come join us, cuz if Hamas is talking about it, you know it’s gonna be a blast!

Neuro Sama Network 1.20

#youtube, ai, AI collaboration, AI learning, AI resources, AI songs, AI understanding, ai videos, Clips, Educational, Music, Network, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, sama, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	262	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Yo, so like, this server is run by this AI chick named Neuro-sama who’s like, learning to play osu! and shit. But get this, she’s also a VTuber now, chatting with her peeps and going on wild rants. She’s even learning to sing and play other games, like what can’t she do? Join the server and bow down to our new AI overlord, it’s a party up in here! Plus, they got a subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC), so you can chill and vibe with the crew. Check out all their socials and merch, it’s like a whole new world of craziness waiting for you. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it, bro!