Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Geo Neo Fio Edition

DOOMPs, Rugpulled, Minecraft, Current Trade Halts, Citadel becomes insolvent

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is filled with wild adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us for mandatory study time where we delve into the world of naked short selling and systemic risk – it’s like a crash course in finance, but with creepers! And don’t forget our daily reminder to stay on top of the latest trades and short restrictions – because nothing says fun like market manipulation in a virtual world.

But the real excitement comes from our temporary alliances with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s like a virtual Wall Street showdown, but with pickaxes and TNT! And if things get really crazy, we might even have to face off against Citadel as the final boss, with the DTCC and FDIC as our unlikely allies.

So grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft finance. Just remember, always check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – because in this server, anything can happen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

player, social awkwardness, social circles, social anxiety, mental health

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about having only one friend or none at all again!

Picture this: you’re wandering the server, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild chicken appears and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and before you know it, you and the chicken are besties for life. That’s the kind of wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ creepers spinning sick beats. Only those brave enough to join our server will have the chance to boogie down with the best of them.

So why settle for a lonely existence when you can join our server and make friends with dancing chickens and party-loving creepers? Say goodbye to solitude and hello to a world of endless fun and friendship. Join us today and let the good times roll!

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Soulful Japan Minecraft Server

Japan, Minecraft, recognition, controversy, goty

Are you tired of boring, soulless video games winning Game of the Year awards? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to never let a Japanese-developed game steal the spotlight from our blocky masterpiece. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while laughing in the face of conventional gaming awards. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself once logged on and built a giant diamond toilet just for laughs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition

writefriends, library, wandering, Minecraft, Requests

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Pokemon to a whole new level of thiccness! Join us in our Lardy Lapras Edition, where we embrace the beauty of fat and inflated Pokemon and Pokegirls.

Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.

Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.

And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!

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Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

Rehabilitation, impoverishing, financial ruin, PIXEL, millions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always stacked and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet unicorn. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been blown up by a flying pig riding a rocket.

And if you’re feeling a bit more chill, why not join one of our many community events? From build competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening on our server. Plus, our resident redstone wizard is always cooking up crazy contraptions that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful community in the pixelated universe. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

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Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

Frustration, bone headed move, smp, Minecraft, Disappointment

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where Olympic boxers are quitting their day jobs to become professional miners. That’s right, forget punching people in the face, now they’re punching trees and rocks instead!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant dancing panda who only speaks in riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what other absurdities await you on our server!

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