Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6915	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Farms Harvested:	421
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	5335	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Divine Spears Created:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Towns Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	9922	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	4222	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Animals Bred:	163
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8479
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.