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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchantments Applied:	93	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Chimeras Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	91	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	3765
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4746	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	3731

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9855	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Farms Harvested:	347	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2096
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4693
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Animals Bred:	149

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	155	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Crops Grown:	7042

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8719	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition